If, thousands of years from now, this episode is the only record of 20th-century humanity, its viewers will believe we spent much more time crammed between two enormous slices of fake bread than we actually did.

This episode opens on a bunch of kids moving potatoes from one side of a room to the other, making everyone question if this episode came out in 1987 or 1887.

Marc Summers throws down some nasty trivia questions, including a few deep pulls about lady bugs. Later in the episode, the contestants go down a slide into a mound of mush.

This episode is so goopy, so squishy, so squirmy, so oozy, and so sloppy that you're going to need nine showers just to rinse off the first layer of slime. Yet somehow Marc Summers keeps his shoes as white as his pristine teeth.

In one of the most incredible and important moments in television history, this episode starts with the contestants squirting milk all over their teammates' faces.

Harvey the Announcer wanders onto the set to introduce us to Harvey's Donuts. The contestants have to put them on their heads, but by the sinister grin on Harvey's face I think the real joke is on all of us.

Things get very real when Marc and Harvey discuss the two times Harvey has been struck by lightning. He says he is lucky to be alive.