If there's a correct order Harris will find it. While examining the owner of his favourtite diner's Greek artefacts, Harris becomes fascinated by placing a set of gemstones into their appropriate slots in an old stone sculpture. Before he knows it, Harris has unleashed a supernatural power by placing 'The Stones of Stephano' in their correct order. The likelihood of achieving this was 1 billion trillion to one, by the way! Harris is transported into The Weird Dimension and meets Steve, The Ruler of the Weird Universe. Harris is disrespectful to Steve and he is furious. Steve tells Harris that he has just become a magnet for the Weird. Whatever Harris tries to do from now on Steve will send The Weird in all shapes and guises to wreak havoc upon it. From now on, Harris the most logical, ordered kid in North America is forced to tackle the unpredictable and uncontrollable manifestations of the Weird.

After an unfortunate football-related accident, Harris' heart stops, leaving him living-impaired, if only for a few minutes. After being brought back to life however, he soon discovers that fewer and fewer people are noticing him, and that he may soon cease to exist altogether.

Harris has a yoghurt which goes weird. The yoghurt then starts attacking people and hamsters. Harris's friends think that the attacks are done by Harris coz hes always in the place where the attacks are. They soon find out that it is the yoghurt doing the attacking and they kill it by blending it and putting it in the microwave.

Harris wakes up one day to find out that he has been cloned. At first this seems like a good thing, as he can get more done at home while sending his clone to attend school for him. But what happens when his clone becomes more popular than he is?

Harris intends to have a night in with his friends, but fairies soon arrive to make trouble.

When a motivational speaker induces Harris to stay up all night studying for an upcoming test, all the things he would have dreamed about start to manifest themselves in the waking world.

Just as Harris decides to run for chair of his high school class's social committee, he encounters a bunch of lawn gnomes who've come to life and want to install him as their ruler.

When a freak accident puts him in control of Justin's body movements, Harris takes full advantage of the opportunity to humiliate his big brother.

Harris's latest scheme for the betterment of the student body seems to appeal only to those who are no longer among the living.

When Harris decides to make Fenella a better person by pointing out her 17 flaws, she stops talking to him. Which may not be such a bad thing, since he is being possessed by the spirit of a dog which is gradually transforming him into one.

On his birthday, Hugo is spotted by a passing alien who decides that the teen is perfect to fill a job opening for Emperor.

When Harris gets himself into a fight, he is saved by a tough girl. Will she just be his cute bodyguard, or something more?

Harris says one too many times that he hates his brother. Two brothers then come from out of space to "dispose" of Justin. Harris has to get Justin to say he loves Harris by the end of the day or he'll be "disposed". But getting Justin to say he loves Harris isn't as easy as it seems.