After Edith Prickley introduces the season, SCTV kicks off its third year with Pirini Scleroso in My Fair Lady (promo only). Then comes the debut of Great White North (aka Kanadian Korner). Earl Camembert gets his tongue twisted during SCTV News. Then it's Lee A. Iacocca Rock Concert, where the host asks the U.S. government to save the show from financial peril.

Guy Caballero introduces Thursday Night Live, comedy for the lowest common denominator (Animal House crassness abound). The second installment of Great White North never has a chance, because Doug McKenzie has his earmuffs on. Harvey K-Tel presents Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf? with a cast of fast-talkers. At the end, Walter Cronkite and David Brinkley stray from the point of Point/Counterpoint.

Molly Earle revives her Crazy Crafts series after a 15-year hiatus. Guy Caballero introduces a live production of Death of a Salesman with George Carlin, Deforest Kelly, Ricardo Montalban, and Margaret Hamilton. Playing the ghost of Ben is John Belushi.

Promo: The Young and the Wrestling, Money Talks with Brian Johns: William Douglas, Kanadian Korner 4: Calculators, Promo: Make Me Barf, Dialing for Dollars: My Factory, My Self

Sunrise Semester presents Communicating in Italian. Count Floyd's Monster Chiller Horror Theatre presents the low-budget Death Motel, starring Woody Tobias Jr. and no Dr. Tongue.

Sunrise Semester delivers a lesson in Conversational New Yorkese, with the words ""shower,"" ""super,"" and ""lawyer"" as examples. On 60/20, Earl Camembert tries to analyze TV's impact on society and gets impacted himself. Guy Caballero addresses the need to sustain a good orbit for SCTV's satellite.

Message from Prickley: Play It Again, Bob, Promo: The Trial of Oscar Wilde, Teaser: SCTV News, Kanadian Korner 10: Making Doug Go, Commercial: Roto Rooster, SCTV News: Travel Tips with Earl, SCTV Movie: Play It Again, Bob

Sunrise Semester: Conversational Scottish with Angus Crock, Promo: Chick Monk: Roadie Marriage Counselor, Kanadian Korner 8: Back Packing with Beer on Ski Trips, Dick Cavett: Dick Cavett 88, Gaslight, Sermonette: Father Raoul Wilson

Sunrise Semester: Man's Ability to Imitate with Mr Wilcox, PSA: Concerned Children for Truth In Advertising, Rebuttal: National Organization to Reinstate Cigarette Advertising, Teaser: SCTV News, Kanadian Korner 17: Snowshoes for Spatulas, Promo: Monster Chiller Horror Theatre: The Odd Couple, Promo: Sea Talk, SCTV News: Earl Plugs Products, omment with David Brinkley: Viletones, Promo: The Invisible Man, Cooking With Marcello: Lobster Cacciatore

Promo: Shakespeare in the Park, Cheryl Kinsey, Traveling Sexologist, Kanadian Korner 19: Boom Shadows, Stuff that Bug Us, Promo: The Merv Griffin Show: Arafat, Liberace, Ferigno, Message from Guy: Viewer Mail, PSA: Participaction, Promo: Flashing Eyes, Mel's Rock Pile: Speed of Light

Sunrise Semester: Glamour with Veronica Swansong, Message From Prickley: The Sammy Maudlin Show, Kanadian Korner 11: Miracle of Back Bacon, Promo: Stretch Your Arm 110, Ronny Barrett's Sports, Promo: Taxi Driver with Gregory Peck, Commercial: Total Control, Message From Guy: Announcer screws up, The Sammy Maudlin Show: Bob Hope in China

Crazy Crafts: Bingo Drop Cans, Teaser: SCTV News, Kanadian Korner 13: Name that Smoke, Promo: Tom Snyder MD, SCTV News: Earl on roller skates, Grizzly Abrams, Hugh Betcha's Night Gallery, Signoff: The National Anthem

Sunrise Semester: Do It Yourself Advertising with Phil, Promo: Chick Monk Roadie for the Defence, Teaser: SCTV News, Kanadian Korner 24: Star Wars, SCTV News: 4th Anniversary, Commercial: Mr Earl Doll, Commercial: Joni Mitchell's For Dogs Only, Bill Needle's Mailbag, Message from Guy: SCTV Premiere of Star Wars, Commercial: Videotech Complete Home Entertainment System, Dialing for Dollars: The Fly Returns to Beneath the Planet of the Apes

Message from Prickley: Hollywood Extras, Commercial: Ella Fitzgerald for Mamorex Cassette Tape, Bill Needle's Mailbag, Promo: Taxi Driver with Dick Cavett, Kanadian Korner 14: Exercise, Commercial: Howards Bristol Cream, Clip: Empires Are a Girl's Best Friend, Clip: Henry, Promo: Hawaii Five-Ho, Hollywood Salutes Its Extras Part, Quint-Promo: White Man, Black Girl

Men on Women: Women's Bikinis, Message from Guy: Men on Women, Kanadian Korner 15: Rolling your own with ski mitts, Cooking with Marcello: Breakaway Bottles, Promo: Taxi Driver with Woody Allen, Bill Needle's Mailbag, Message From Guy: Irwin Allen Show, The Irwin Allen Show

Got a Minute with Dr Sid Dithers, Kanadian Korner 28: Mystery Guest, Promo: Taxi Driver with Bob Hope, Message From Guy: The New Year, Message From Prickley: The New Year, SCTV New Year's Eve Party 1983, Stand By Telescreen Bumper Time and Weather, Komrade Kangaroo, Promo: Hanging 22:00 Telescreen Bumper, Comrade Allen, Promo: Doublethink Game Show, The Praise Big Brother Show, Message From Prickley: The New Year, Message From Guy: The New Year

Sunrise Semester: Astrology with Angus Crock, Promo: Monster Chiller Horror Theatre: Georgy Girl, Kanadian Korner 23: The Best Groups and Doug's Imitations, SCTV News: Pit Bulls, Promo: The Cruisin' Gourmet, Two Way TV, Bill Needle's Mailbag, Promo: Crazy Crafts: Ben Laberriere, Sermonette: Rabbi Karlov

Commercial: Gordon Lightfoot Sings Every Song Ever Written, Cooking with Marcello: Vatican, Kanadian Korner 18: Sports, Crazy Crafts: Bob, Message from Guy: Alpha Channel, Promo: Alpha Channel, Bill Needle's Mailbag, Dialing for Dollars: Partridge Family Goes to Mars

Sunrise Semester: Basic Photography with Edith Prickley, Commercial: Ella Fitzgerald for Mamorex Video Tape, Kanadian Korner 26: Bowling Loaded, Tri-Promo: Tomorrow, Tonight, Today, Bill Needle's Mailbag, Message from Guy: Midnight Express Special, Abbott and Costello at the Airport

Sunrise Semester: Disasters in the Home with Edith Prickley, Commercial: Nasex Nasal Deodorant, Bill Needle's Mailbag, Kanadian Korner 20: Stuff that Bugs Us, Promo: Freddie De Cordova Show, Cookery Crock, Quincy: Cartoon Coroner

Promo: Starting Out with Bill Needle, Commercial: Eskimo Arts, Message from Prickley: The Mating Game, Teaser: SCTV News, Kanadian Korner 22: Parking at Donut Places, Promo: Taxi Driver with Sid Dithers, SCTV News: Walter Cronkite, The Mating Game

Sunrise Semester: Societal Behavior with Norman Gorman, Commercial: Henry Moore for American Express, SCTV Special News Report: Chez Mona, Teaser: SCTV News, Kanadian Korner 29: Kicked out of studio, SCTV News: W.A.S.A.S.L., Comment with David Brinkley: Quality Smoke, Gene Shalit's America, Dialing for Dollars: Space Week

Sunrise Semester: Greek Travel with Alki Stereopolis, Message from Prickley: Mel's Rock Pile, Promo: Jackie Stewart's Wide World of High Voices, Exercise Is Easy with Lucky Ibsen, Kanadian Korner 30: Stolen Car, Mel's Rock Pile: Richard Harris

Cooking With Marcello: Chicken Cacciatore, Promo: The Love Boat: Deer Hunter Special, Kanadian Korner 32: Where to Look for Cops, Promo: Fish 'n CHIPs, Commercial: Logos Galore, Monster Chiller Horror Theatre: Dick Cavett, Dick Cavett: Bobby Bittman

Message from Prickley: The Cisco Kid, Commercial: Marlon Perkins' Wildlife Dinner Restaurant, Promo: Neil Jung, Psychiatrist, Promo: The Love Boat, Kanadian Korner 33: Doug Builds a Studio, The Cisco Kid Part

Rerun package: all sketch material was seen earlier in the season. Message from Guy: Satellite Model, Sunrise Semester: Do It Yourself Advertising with Phil, Promo: The Merv Griffin Show: Arafat, Liberace, Ferigno, Kanadian Korner 24: Star Wars, Promo: Taxi Driver with Bob Hope, Dick Cavett: Dick Cavett, Promo: Elvis 'n Costello, K-Tel's Fast-Talking Playhouse: Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?, Tri-Promo: Black Man, White Boy, Promo: My Fair Lady, Promo: My Life One More Time, Commercial: Ella Fitzgerald for Mamorex Video Tape, Signoff: The National Anthem