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News From Away: East coast anchors Jimmy and Shamus O'Toole look back at the hot news stories from the summer of '99. In this segment they report on Mike Harris' separation, Mir, Robin Hood, and Kosovo refugees. Eaton's Eulogy: During an Eaton's eulogy, mourners are offered 60% off. Coast Guard Watch: The navy goes trawling for Chinese migrants. CBC News Update #1: Peter Mansbridge reports on a number of Jean Chretien government appointments. In this segment he reports Canada's new representative to the United Nations is Mr. Dressup. Yassar, Barak, Albright: With Madeline Albright at his side, Yassar Arafat goes for a little piece in the Middle East. CBC News Update #2: Peter Mansbridge reports on the appointment of hockey player Tie Domi as ambassador to East Timor. Who Wants to be a Canadian Millionaire?: It's yucks for bucks when Mike from Canmore becomes a contestant on ""Who Wants To Become A Millionaire."" News From Away - Update #2: Jimmy and Shamus report on