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Friday the what? Who-son Voorhees? A camp with crystals in the lake? Moving pictures projected onto a screen? Sorry, but you sound like an absolute crazy person. I'm sure I have no idea what you are talking about.

Did you guys know that the killer in the first Friday the 13th movie wasn't even Jason? The real killer? I don't know. Mesothelioma? Rickets? What am I a doctor?

Hallucinogens taken in smaller doses have actually been shown to be beneficial for a number of psychological and neurological conditions. Or at least that's what this pulsating maw of eyeballs and sharks teeth that just sprouted from my palm keeps telling me.

I really hope that the Property Brothers aren't banging each other. It's that classic flirty "Will They or Won't They" energy that keeps the show alive.

Barbie meets 'The Fugitive' in this parody TTRPG thriller 6-episode miniseries. Framed for the murder of her new boyfriend, Kenneth, Barbie's (Elyse Willems) on the run. It's a race against time as her two best friends Georgia (Lindsey Washburn) and Candy (Charlotte Avery) work to clear Barbie's name, seeking out the doll's ex-boyfriends -- Kendall, Kenzo, and Kenan -- who may have answers.

Barbie meets 'The Fugitive' in this parody TTRPG thriller 6-episode miniseries. Framed for the murder of her new boyfriend, Kenneth, Barbie's (Elyse Willems) on the run. It's a race against time as her two best friends Georgia (Lindsey Washburn) and Candy (Charlotte Avery) work to clear Barbie's name, seeking out the doll's ex-boyfriends -- Kendall, Kenzo, and Kenan -- who may have answers. In this episode, Kenzo (special guest Freddie Wong), Barbie's ex and a racing enthusiast, challenges the dolls to his extreme mind games in exchange for info.

Barbie meets 'The Fugitive' in this parody TTRPG thriller 6-episode miniseries. Framed for the murder of her new boyfriend, Kenneth, Barbie's (Elyse Willems) on the run. It's a race against time as her two best friends Georgia (Lindsey Washburn) and Candy (Charlotte Avery) work to clear Barbie's name, seeking out the doll's ex-boyfriends -- Kendall, Kenzo, and Kenan -- who may have answers. In this episode, the dolls head to Barbie General and find themselves aiding the surly physician, Dr. Kendall (Patrick Brown) in his madcap surgery.

Barbie meets 'The Fugitive' in this parody TTRPG thriller 6-episode miniseries. Framed for the murder of her new boyfriend, Kenneth, Barbie's (Elyse Willems) on the run. It's a race against time as her two best friends Georgia (Lindsey Washburn) and Candy (Charlotte Avery) work to clear Barbie's name, seeking out the doll's ex-boyfriends -- Kendall, Kenzo, and Kenan -- who may have answers. In this episode, the dolls visit an animal reserve and have a wild encounter with zoologist and Barbie's ex, Kenan (Jacob Fullerton). His overzealous personality is nothing compared to the bigger threat -- a killer croc that's on the loose!

Barbie meets 'The Fugitive' in this parody TTRPG thriller 6-episode miniseries. Framed for the murder of her new boyfriend, Kenneth, Barbie's (Elyse Willems) on the run. It's a race against time as her two best friends Georgia (Lindsey Washburn) and Candy (Charlotte Avery) work to clear Barbie's name, seeking out the doll's ex-boyfriends -- Kendall, Kenzo, and Kenan -- who may have answers. In this episode, the dolls head beneath the animal reserve and uncover a dark secret.

Barbie meets 'The Fugitive' in this parody TTRPG thriller 6-episode miniseries. Framed for the murder of her new boyfriend, Kenneth, Barbie's (Elyse Willems) on the run. It's a race against time as her two best friends Georgia (Lindsey Washburn) and Candy (Charlotte Avery) work to clear Barbie's name, seeking out the doll's ex-boyfriends -- Kendall, Kenzo, and Kenan -- who may have answers. The final showdown. Can the dolls clear Barbie's name?

I'm sorry, but this campaign is clearly a rip-off of Harlan Ellison's 1963 short story "All of Humanity is F***ing Garbage and Women are Worse but Give Me My F***ing Check and You Can Turn This into an Outer Limits or Whatever."

Finally, the unbiased look at child soldiery that the lamestream media doesn't want you to see.