In traffic at a speed of 9999999 - yep, I saw a tiktok of someone playing GTA with that, found the mod that it used and have started my own playthrough. Good luck, me. Grand Theft Auto IV but the traffic moves far, far too fast. This rules, dude. I love this game. Liberty City is finally as scary and strange as real life New York. Queens. Manhattan. The Bronx. Sorry I'm just showing off down here.

This game is completely perfect, and I love it very, very much. The cars are far too fast but with planning, with gumption, and above all, with a seemingly endless amount of time, I really think we can get through this! This is the third mission of the game, Three's A Crowd - Mallorie and Michelle are at the train station and Niko needs to pick them up, drop them off, then grab some sweet new clothes.

Fast traffic Grand Theft Auto IV continues! With traffic speed way, way up, Niko tries to make his way over to Michelle for a beautiful date. Will they get to the bowling alley? Will Niko win, and deliver Michelle home safe? Let's find out, right now!

Hello! Hello! It's another wonderful highlight of the fast traffic GTA 4 playthrough! Mission 6, Easy Fare, is a simple mission designed to introduce Pay n Spray to the player. However it introduces us to Pain, and Sprain. From repeated car impacts and general sadness and misery. I wonder if anyone reads these, god knows I wouldn't. Enjoy the video!

Pick up the Little Jacob! Break the window! Get back to the base! All this and more - mainly crushing failure - in this week's episode of Fast Traffic GTA IV. You can catch these streaming live on twitch OR check out the playlist for the playthrough so far. As of video upload I am up to 27/88 missions cleared.

Jacob is dead. Jacob is dead. Jacob is dead. Jacob is dead. Jacob is dead. Every time he dies we remember we're alive. Anyways I'm playing the GTA IV game more! This game rules. Here we come up against the first major speedbump of the playthrough: multiple step escort missions. No checkpoints in GTA 4. No nothing, honestly. Certainly no mercy.

GTA 4 with fast traffic doesn't stand a chance. Tom Walker is here! That's right I'm back! I'm back and I'm using the "[doing blank], AGAIN" format for the title (, AGAIN) because youtube titles are hard! Here I take on the missions Hung Out To Dry and Clean Getaway in Grand Theft Auto IV with the Warp Eleven mod and the attempts stretch over multiple states, multiple weeks. It's an odyssey. It's a triumph of the human spirit over adversity.

Attempting the "pull over three vans" mission AKA Crime and Punishment in Grand Theft Auto IV while the traffic is going simply wild. This was the first mission to truly break me. To crack me wide open and make me admit defeat. This is part of my ongoing project to defeat Grand Theft Auto IV with maximum traffic - which you can check out in the rest of this playlist! The nightmare continues, the nightmare lives.

That's one damn youtube-core title. Damn. What have I become. ANYWAYS, It's the return of your favourite GTA 4 series - I'm playing through GTA 4 with the traffic set to "Far Too Fast" and in this episode, edited down through MANY hours of streams, I pass a staggering EIGHT missions. We meet and destroy multiple people. We also destroy Roman's life. Oh well! You win some you lose some!

GTA 4's street racing is a little bit harder when half the cars are unstoppable meteorites, but Tom Walker (guy writing this blurb) is too stubborn and dumb to stop now! NOTHING will stop him from walking bravely into traffic, cowering behind a fence as taxis crash against it like waves wearing away a cliff, or letting a sedan send Niko to the land of wind and ghosts. Here's the dang edit - the fast car playthrough continues, apace. Stay to the end for a heartbreaking reveal.

Tom Walker's fast car GTA playthrough continues! The cars are fast and unpredictable but progress is STEADY and EARNED. Tom marches determinedly through the car-infested streets of Liberty City, putting pedal to the metal and Niko to the floor. This episode we get real close with our good buddy Playboy X, who I despise. Yep, that's right, it was ME writing the description all along! Anyway, Playboy X's aim is terrible and his AI is even worse. He makes you yearn for Little Jacob. We didn't know what we had.

Fast Car GTA continues! This week Tom grapples with cars, that classic GTA 4 mission structure and salami-based slander. Demi walks in and smells cured meats and just like that a man's whole world fell apart. Sometimes life just stinks - of salami, that is. But I smell like a normal human man. Demi had an olfactory hallucination and I ended up banning Salami, Sa*ami, and every other possible permutation from my chat. Oh yeah and the game still exists. Damn this wonderful game!

SIX missions! Seven attempted but don't WORRY about that! It doesn't MATTER that I gave up on that STUPID mission that's IMPOSSIBLE! We spend more time with the McReary's, Playboy X, and more horrible, awful, nasty characters. On the upside we also get hit by a hundred cars a second and get to play dress-ups! AND I drive a garbage truck and fly a helicopter. I'm writing this on my computer while my cat sits on my lap. Wow. He's sooooo nice. His name is Norm and everyone loves him! Anyway, please enjoy more wonderful gameplay.

GTA 4 Fast Car continues! Three Leaf Clover. The mission I remembered before starting this playthrough, the mission l've dreaded the whole time. The bank heist. Arguably the most complex and memorable mission in GTA 4. One that doesn't get easier when every car travels at lightspeed and seems to know just where you are or where you're going. Your mission: cross a bridge, engage in a long traveling shoot-out, find a new car, drive all the way home and lose your wanted rating, all while protecting 3 dum-dums. Any of them gets hurt, it's back to the start. Nowhere is safe. Also there's a bit of just straight up user error here because frankly I got too used to driving and forgot about shooting. What's even scarier is that this mission was immediately surpassed in attempts by C**** T** W*** (identity of mission censored so I don't have to think about it until that upload comes).

Grand Theft Auto Fast Car continues! Here, the autos theft life from precious Niko as we pilot a garbage truck, try to get involved with some diamonds and enrage the citizens of Boston. Rough missions here predicated on driving crappy cars to places that suck - the true GTA 4 experience. But the cars handle like gorgeous, beautiful boats. They're all weight transfer and Starsky and Hutch chase sequence and heave and heft. A wonderful thing and a joy to drive, even when you're driving it to the 35th straight attempt at the mission.

BOY OH BOYYY I sure do get hit with a car in this one gang! "The tunnel of death" ohhh I'm soooo scared - that is not sarcastic I am actually so scared. I'm shaking in my boots and my lower lip is quivering too! It's scary to go up against the Whatever of Death. Slightly less scary in Fast Car GTA where it's like oh, to get to the tunnel of death you go down the Street Of Getting Hit By Cars, cross through the Park of Getting Murdered By Cars, take a left at False Hope Avenue okay you get the drift.