Dartigan

Cyberpunk was born with the release of the movie Blade Runner, but the theatrical release of that movie was garbage. I think we should treat Cyberpunk 2077 similar to it and wait until the version they were supposed to make is actually ready before playing it. Or not. If you already played the broken mess why not watch me count its sins. Please enjoy GAME SINS Everything Wrong With Cyberpunk 2077.

Little Hope is also how I would describe this series chances of reaching the end of its planned anthology. Here are the sins of a Silent Hill pretender.

Assassin's Creed Valhalla has been an ordeal for me. From over eighty hours of playtime to a week long power outage during video production. Sorry for the delay. Here are the sins. Please enjoy GAME SINS Everything Wrong With Assassin's Creed Valhalla!

How have I not sinned a Splinter Cell game already. Well I was waiting for Ubisoft to do something with the franchise before getting to them, but that doesn't seem likely anytime soon, so here are the sins of Splinter Cell Conviction. Please enjoy GAME SINS Everything Wrong With Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell Conviction!

Stealth games from the early 2010's like Hitman Absolution and Splinter Cell Conviction have given me some of the worst writer's block I've ever faced, not because they lack sins but because their plots lacked any creativity or interest. If you want them, here are the sins of Hitman Absolution. Please Enjoy GAME SINS Everything Wrong With Hitman Absolution!

The only downpour in Silent Hill Downpour is Konami pissing all over the series legacy. Here are its sins. Please enjoy GAME SINS Everything Wrong With Silent Hill Downpour!

You could have just remade Resident Evil 4 instead of calling it Resident Evil Village, Capcom. Now when you remake RE4 things are going to be awkward for all of us since it will feel like my third time making the same sin video. Please Enjoy GAME SINS Everything Wrong With Resident Evil Village!

L.A. Noire is a hard game to sin. Not because it is without them, but because they are buried in a sea of details and scrunched up faces that digging them out took forever. But I'm a good sin detective so here are the sins of L.A. Noire. Please enjoy GAME SINS Everything Wrong With L.A. Noire!

Ratchet & Clank: Rift Apart could be used to make weapons of mass destruction with the amount of refinement and enriching it's gone through. Despite four console generations of experience making them there are still plenty of sins to see. Please enjoy GAME SINS Everything Wrong With Ratchet & Clank: Rift Apart!

Halo 4 is what happens when a publisher demands a franchise continue when no one wants to work on it anymore. There's nothing found in it that has an ounce of creative passion. The game feels like a trailer that lasts too long. Please enjoy GAME SINS Everything Wrong With Halo 4!

Bioshock is one of the few games I could actually do a GAME WINS on if I really wanted to. Thankfully I'm a cynical bastard so I counted its sins instead, of which there were still plenty. Please enjoy GAME SINS Everything Wrong With BIoshock!

This makes my second time sinning Halo 5 Guardians, and this time I actually finished it even if I was just as bored out of my mind by it. Don't let the low sin count fool you. The game is short and takes less risks than a nun. Here are its sins. Please enjoy GAME SINS Everything Wrong With Halo 5 Guardians!

Dante's Inferno is an okayish God of War clone, that released right as people were getting so burnt out on God of War style action games that God of War would even remake itself. I had to spend a lot of time censoring video game breasts for this video. That alone makes me glad it didn't get a sequel. Here are it's sins. Please Enjoy Everything Wrong With Dante's Inferno!

Kena: Bridge of Spirits is an okay game. My preference is always to sin either great games or bad games, since their strengths and weaknesses make highlighting the sins that much easier. But Kena rides the middle road of competence but unimpressive. I can punch up or punch down, but I can barely look Kena in its opioid dilated eyes. Here are it's sins.

Far Cry 6 is the worst thing to come out of this franchise since the Uwe Boll movie. Far Cry 6 puts you in the shoes of guerilla fighter, and playing it certainly feels as long and grueling as fighting a guerilla war. Here are its sins. Please Enjoy GAME SINS Everything Wrong With Far Cry 6!

Low effort. That's Call of Duty in whatever form it takes. Modern Warfare. Black Ops. WWII. Same game, same sins. I count them so you don't have to.

Microsoft's dumps Cortana in Halo much like they have dumped her in reality. Halo Infinite is the new open world Halo game that only barely rises above the past two Halo games. I suppose it's a step in the right direction, but when the series feels exhausted after just that one step you have to wonder if it can even reach the finish line. Please enjoy GAME SINS Everything Wrong With Halo Infinite