In today's premiere episode of The Vallycast, the gang sits down to discuss what they've been up to for the past few years and past few days. But it doesn't end there. This hour and a half is jam-packed with love, laughter, and fun things we found on the web that we want to talk about. Whether it's Twitter's WeRateDogs or Lee discussing the amount of corpses on Mount Everest, this episode is sure to keep you comforted on these chilly nights.

In today's episode, the gang gets deep and also not deep at all. Sandwiched between a talk about the movie, A Futile and Stupid Gesture, and a chat about the evolution of Girl Scout Cookies, is a talk about the difficulties of losing loved ones. In addition to all that, we have a fancy intro song coming at you from Geoff Bisente! To become a patron and get early access to this podcast and exclusive content, head over to thevalleyfolk.com!

In this episode, the folks sit down and discuss Netflix's sudden announcement of the Cloverfield Paradox, Elliott chats about buying marijuana legally, and Joe has some passionate beliefs about how totes cool sports are! To support the podcast, check out thevalleyfolk.com to become a patron and get the podcast first, as well as all sorts of other exclusive content. As always, thanks for listening!

In today's episode, the folks discuss the art of karaoke, the Berenst(a)in Bears, Trump's hair, and why the winter Olympics aren't the "cool" olympics. To support The Valleyfolk, head on over to TheValleyfolk.com to become a patron! As always, thank you for listening, and hey... enjoy your day!

The gang discusses their horribly painful childhood memories, Ben Scolds, and how exactly they'd react if they saw some goofball alien sputtering through our atmosphere, hurling curse words and just generally causing mayhem. To support the Valleyfolk, visit thevalleyfolk.com! Thanks for listening, everyone!

The gang discusses Lee's Iceland trip, while Elliott gets self-conscious in the shadow of Steve's love of Disneyland. Joe goes on a murderous rampage and kills all the other Valleyfolk members, declaring himself King Of The Podcast. One of these things didn't happen. As always, to support the Valleyfolk, check out thevalleyfolk.com! Patrons get our podcast WAY earlier (along with a *cough* video version). If you enjoy the podcast, please tell my mom about it. Seriously. I've asked her several times; she won't listen to it.

Bullying, tweets that almost got us fired at SourceFed, and the future of gaming! It's all on the table in this week's episode of The Valleycast, brought to you by your friends at The Valleyfolk. If you'd like early access to this podcast and access to our FULL video versions, consider throwing us a coffee a month at thevalleyfolk.com.

The gang discusses The Bachelor, which is a beautifully entertaining pile of trash. Joe raps. Steve attempts to explain the mindscrew that is Kingdom Hearts. All on this brand new episode of The Valleycast! As always, our patrons get our podcast, and the full video version, well before the public, so feel free to throw us a coffee a month at thevalleyfolk.com, so we can keep making the fun stuff. Thanks for listening, everyone!

Oh, man! It's finally here. This is CLASSIC episode nine type stuff! In this episode, there are burps, farts, and an insane amount of loopiness. We recorded this podcast after we did our live stream (which you can always tune in for at twitch.tv/thevalleyfolk. As always, if you'd like to get this podcast earlier, or the full video version, check out thevalleyfolk.com.

Steve dishes on the latest insider gossip in the land of the Disney. Lee also says something about Disney. Joe has some even sadder facts about our world. Elliott is all, like, "Blerp blerp, what's up with comedies?" As always, support The Valleyfolk at thevalleyfolk.com and get early access to this podcast, as well as the full video version! And don't forget to rate us on iTunes. We desperately need the validation.

Lee and Joe couldn't make it to this week's podcast, so Steve and Elliott sat down with Malcolm Barrett (NBC's Timeless) to discuss why Steve should stock his fridge. As always, thank you to our patrons, who get early access to this podcast, as well as exclusive content (like our office-hunting vlog coming up next!). Stay tuned!

Joe takes a big leap into the valley, and we discuss the wild world of the Paul brothers after Logan is kicked out of Lee's hometown of Yosemite. As always, thank you to our patrons, who get this podcast hours after it's recorded, as well as the full video version, and don't forget to subscribe to our YouTube channel at youtube.com/thevalleyfolk as we begin to officially launch!

This week, the gang discusses Steve's trip to the Ren Faire, Lee discusses the process of aging, Elliott has reservations about Infinity War, and Joe brings up a subject that destroys everyone on the inside.

Thanks to MeUndies for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your first pair at meundies.com/valley. In this episode, Elliott "apologizes" for his behavior on the previous episode, while Steve nerds out over God of War. Joe talks about the most beautiful places in the world, which may or may not involve Lee's van, which she's renovating with the help of YouTube University. Thanks to all our patrons, and be sure to support at thevalleyfolk.com if you'd like early access to this podcast, the full video version, and loads of other treats.

In this episode, the gang covers a wide spectrum, from taking your spouse's last name, to trying out Joe's terrible new beer-filled chocolate candies. We even discuss some of our musical anxieties and being a part of the first Coachellas. As always, patrons get our podcast FIRST, as well as the exlusive, full-length video version. Check out thevalleyfolk.com to learn more and help support the madness!

Thanks to MeUndies for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your first pair at meundies.com/valley. This week, the gang discusses their live show in Phoenix, their new office, how difficult love is, and whether lucid dreaming is actually a gateway to demonic torture. Basically, it's your typical episode of the Valleycast. As always, thank you to our patrons, and sign up at patreon.com/thevalleyfolk for exclusive content, live streams, and early access to our sweet content! Speaking of our patrons, shout-out to our favorite polyglot, Azren Raju, who you can learn more about at http://azrenthelanguagenerd.com/index.php/hey-valleycast-fans/.

Thanks to Honey for sponsoring this episode. Get Honey for free at joinhoney.com/valleycast In this episode, we discuss some random encounters with strangers, the love we have for our mothers, and our favorite easter eggs in movies. As always, our VIP patrons get the podcast first, so thank you, guys! And don't forget to check out the video version on our YouTube channel. Also, brush your teeth.

It's just the guys today and your Triumvirate of Man pontificate upon if they are jealous people, Taylor Swift's affections, Bro Codes, and the worst natural disasters they've ever experienced. As always, a huge thanks to our Patrons who help make this happen, and as a result, get the podcast first! And don't forget to check out the video version on our YouTube channel.

Hey, thanks for listening to The Valleycast! Get those ears-holes ready for some conversations on comedy, exploding transistors that frighten entire neighborhoods, and a Japanese company's odd service where actors are hired to replace family members.

We discuss our favorite things about camping, the Muppet Museum, and how Joe's cord-cutting potentially sent us into financial ruin. Go Joe!

If you're struggling with suicidal thoughts, call the National Suicide Prevention Hotline at 1-800-273-8255. WARNING: This is not your average episode of The Valleycast. It's got everything. The gang gets into a heated discussion, then resolves it with an acknowledgment that they all love one another. Joe shows us pictures of a strange and wonderful animal. And we discuss losing our parents, mental health, falling in love, and a slew of other heavy topics. Enjoy! And go easy on Elliott-- he's a little embarrassed by this one.

Thanks for listening to The Valleycast! Today, we go on a magical journey of discussion that includes a heartwarming phone call to Steve's mom, our favorite VidCon memories and why the event scares us this year, and some of our favorite inspirational quotes. Enjoy! If you'd like to support this podcast, as well as other creative projects, please consider supporting us on our Patreon. Special perks like early access to this podcast and live Q&As are just some of the goodies! www.thevalleyfolk.com Also, head on over to The Valleyfolk Mercantile for t-shirts, enamel pins, and decals. store.dftba.com/collections/the-valleyfolk

In this episode, the trio of Lee, Joe, and Elliott discuss meth-addicted dogs with bad haircuts who make fake memes... or, wait, all of that and none of it. As always, thanks to our patrons, and to join our insane group of Internet weirdos, check out patreon.com/thevalleyfolk! Love you all!

Peter Rollins is an actual, real-life philosopher from frickin’ Northern Ireland. He does a podcast with Elliott called The Fundamentalists, where they talk about brain stuff, but today he’s here to talk about soggy biscuits and stupid Irish phrases.

In today's episode, the gang discusses their favorite fast food options, along with a slew of other fun topics. There is a missing Folk in this particular podcast, and I won't tell you who it is, but it's me, Elliott. Sometimes ya just gotta get away, you know? You have to go spend time with your family so you can appreciate the world you live in a little more. Also, margaritas. Anyway, as always, VIP patrons get the podcast on Mondays, and all other patrons get it on Tuesdays, so head on over to thevalleyfolk.com to become part of the fun!

In this episode, the gang discusses why Instagram is the worst, their darkest desires, the Olsen twins, and Hollow Knight! As always, patrons get our podcast earlier than everyone, so join the most seductive, sexy community online at patreon.com/thevalleyfolk!

In this episode, we discuss many things, but the podcast takes a very soft, if not slightly irreverent turn, when Lee opens up about some health stuff going on. As always, our VIP patrons get this podcast first on Mondays, and all other patrons get it on Tuesdays, along with the FULL video version! Sign up at patreon.com/thevalleyfolk to support the madness.

In this episode, we discuss weird things about our bodies. Specifically, Joe and Elliott share a condition known as Belly Button Uh-Oh, and it's quite catastrophic for them. As always, our patrons get preferential treatment, because they're why we get to eat food, so head on over patreon.com/thevalleyfolk to join the fun!

Thanks for listening! In this episode, we talk about Alf, resurrected old TV shows, and what it was like when we started school! As always, patrons get our podcast earlier than normal folks, so sign up at patreon.com/thevalleyfolk!

What happens when ya see them?! In this episode, Elliott asks Lee and Steve about seeing ex-girlfriends and ex-boyfriends and ex-spouses out in the real world! It's a fun one! As always, our patrons get first access to our sweetcasts, so check out patreon.com/thevalleyfolk.com to become a part of the community!

Greetings, folks! In this episode, we discuss our favorite rituals for when we're sick ("sicktuals"), why new music sucks or doesn't, and so much more! As always, patrons get early access to the podcast as well as the entire podcast video, so if you'd like to support our ridiculousness, head on over to patreon.com/thevalleyfolk.

Greetings, folks! In this episode, Joe talks about having THE SEX TALK with his daughter, Lee searches for a way to enjoy exercising and Steve found some old tapes with some interesting footage. As always, patrons get out podcast first, so head on over to patreon.com/thevalleyfolk to join the madness!

In this little chat fest, the Valleyfolk discuss their coveted childhood toys, the bands they desperately need to see live, Halloween costumes from the past (and the future), and somehow, they fell into talking about astrological signs. Don't ask. They just did.

In this epsiode, Joe discusses The Godfather, Lee confesses why she's a basic b*tch, and Mike Falzone has a LOT to say about DOOR HANDLES! To be a part of the madness and the greatest community of comedy and irreverent humor lovers on the web, check out patreon.com/thevalleyfolk. $5 and up patrons get access to bloopers, deleted scenes, and $10 get an upcoming exclusive show, as well as early access to this podcast and so much more! Check it out!

Greetings! In this episode, Joe, Lee, and Elliott discuss who they want to be their favorite superheroes, celeb crushes, and life's fleeting nature! Typical stuff, guys. TYPICAL STUFF. To get early access to this podcast and help support this madness, check out patreon.com/thevalleyfolk to become a member of the coolest, hippest, raddest community of comedy lovers online!

Please enjoy! In this episode, GUS JOHNSON joins us! He's a hilarious young person, and we're happy to have him on the podcast. Also, Elliott became homeless for a day. As always, VIP patrons get our podcast on Mondays, so sign up at patreon.com/thevalleyfolk!

What's it like to make a friend? In this episode, we discuss making friends and what it's like to be banned from your own daughter's sleepover.

Cib joins us! In today's episode, Steve, Elliott, and Cib from Sugar Pine 7 discuss YouTube, The Goonies, and all sorts of other stuff. As always, patrons get our full, uncensored video podcast at patreon.com/thevalleyfolk.

It's time to talk about stuff! In this episode, Elliott is mid-torrential downpour thanks to Ethan Klein, Joe opens up about life, Lee finds hope, and Steve is a hoarder! Thanks to our patrons, and if you'd like to see the full, uncensored video version of this podcast before anyone else even hears it, become a VIP at patreon.com/TheValleyfolk. We've revamped the whole thing, so we can keep doing what we love! Thank you to our patrons, and we'll see you next week!

Harley's here, folks! We're excited! HARLEY MORENSTEIN joins us on this episode of The Valleycast to discuss how dangerous chimps are, how cool anime is, and how neat Shane Dawson's sponsorships are! Please enjoy this episode, and don't forget: VIP patrons get the podcast early so become a VIPer at www.patreon.com/join/TheValleyfolk/signup!

On today's episode, Elliott proves that the universe is constantly toying with him and we discuss how much we enjoyed losing our V-cards at Rocky Horror Picture Show. Now, please enjoy this episode, and thanks, as always, to our patrons, at patreon.com/thevalleyfolk. See ya soon!

Shayne Topp (ABC's The Goldbergs and SMOSH) joins us today to reminisce about that one time he fell into a pool and died. We also touch on some other stuff, but what's more interesting than that story?!

Thanks to Tay Zonday for dropping by! As always, our VIP patrons get the earliest, freshest access to this podcast, so sign up here: www.patreon.com/join/TheValleyfolk.

Thanks to Joshua for being our guest this week! In this episode, we discuss Disney+, peeing in limos, and all sorts of other wondrous things. As always, our VIP patrons get first access to The Valleycast, so click here to join the most exclusive club since The Illuminati: www.patreon.com/join/TheValleyfolk.

This episode is NUTTY! In this episode, we talk about tree toppers, and nuts, and also nuts. And nuts. Don't forget to become a member of the coolest, best community on the Internet at patreon.com/thevalleyfolk. You'll be glad you did. I swear it.

Thank you to Jarrett Sleeper for stopping by! And as always, our VIP patrons get first access to our podcast, so sign up at patreon.com/thevalleyfolk!

Please enjoy this podcast where we SPILL THE EGGNOG haha. I'm sorry. As always, our VIP patrons get early access to this podcast, as well as our brand-new reaction series, Uncanny Valley, which premieres this Thursday! Sign up now, and enjoy the goodness!

Joe and Elliott discuss the past, present, and future of The Valleyfolk! As always, our patrons get early access to The Valleycast, as well as the uncensored, uncut videos! Head over to patreon.com/thevalleyfolk to join the madness, and happy holidays!

Lee reveals the "project" she's been working on, and everyone discusses odd places to get #horny. Fun! As always, our patrons get early access to this goodness, so head on over to patreon.com/thevalleyfolk to join the madness! We hope you have a happy new year and a happy Christmas and a happy holiday!