Crazy Beaches

This week one of your many missions is to predict what six inseparable mates out for banter, drinking and lady hunting get up to. What happens when one of them falls in love? Will he chose his new gal or life-long mates? Either way there’s guaranteed arguments before bedtime. And we meet Spartakus a local with an astonishing talent -‘clappy singing’! But what will he play for us tonight? Also the cleaners, AKA the ‘Filth Fighters’ at Happy Days hotel reveal all as we follow them on their rounds – from bed-wetting to ‘deposits’ in cisterns…they’ve seen it all. But can you guess their weirdest discovery? Throw in five identical girls revealing their deepest secrets, a random parrot, a human cow and a blow-up man and you’re still nowhere near the madness and mayhem that is Crazy Beaches. But can you predict what this lot will get up to...?

This week your mission is to predict: Why one bloke is ditching his mates and flying home after just 48 hours in Malia; what a group of bunny girls are going to get given on the strip - and what happens when legendary bar owner Chubby White attempts a world record…seeing is believing. And there’s more from our amazing locals. Panos our singing ‘cultural ambassador’ is back, now setting light to his patio. Any idea why? Our infamous cleaning ladies make another discovery in the apartments, more dark and sordid as anything they've witnessed in a lifetime of cleaning up the morning after...but can you work out what it is?

This week Malia goes wild for the massive Beach Festival! But can you predict what happens next? What could possibly go wrong when a host of superstar DJs are flown out to entertain the Malia party kids? What does Dappy (yes the real one from NDubz!) request before he goes on stage? Where do a hairdresser’s clippers end up after a drunken trimming session? And how do two Liverpudlian lasses end up in need of urgent medical attention? And there’s more from the amazing locals… Malia’s ultimate ladies man – Stelli the dog - is back on the prowl and he’s got a new tactic. And we meet a middle-aged female taxi driver learning outrageous dance moves from her young Brit customers…international relations taking a dive right there!