By now, you should know. Unless you've been living under a rock. And if you have, you probably know Patrick Star and he told you, so there's really no excuse.

This episode certainly doesn't have the answer.

In all honesty, I don't know what it is.

Welcome to the ultimate culmination of "it's just for kids."

Well that was.... different.

But who was the phone!?

Remember when Fairly Odd Parents introduced a new character that everyone said was a bad idea? Apparently the showrunners didn't.

Here is what we can learn from the logic of an internet troll.

No, it has nothing to do with Rugrats. Or human decency.

I'm going through some stuff right now... this terrible episode not included.

Ever want to see a more bland version of Johnny Test?

Fuck romance.

It my not be Christmas related, but it needs to die.

It's a family-friendly Christmas movie where Santa Claus is a captain of a pirate ship that steals toys instead of gold to sell back to the kids' parents to get gold, with toilet humor, and takes place partially in Fiji.

MY EYES!

You see, I've got this brilliant new idea for a sitcom. It's never been done before and entirely original. We've got this father... and he's an idiot. Wait, where are you going?

After this episode, I refuse to call them anything BUT the Toddler Titans.

Ugh, the stereotypes.

Welp, now seems to be the best time to reupload some of these old reviews that were banished off of YouTube.

So, YouTube... does this video count?

Mars Needs a better movie. And subtitles.

Mars needs a better movie.

It might be just me, but I think that this has aged REALLY poorly.

Let's go back in time to the worst decade in American animation in the first of our 1970's atrocity marathon.

Not to be confused with the other Tom and Jerry Show. Or the other other Tom and Jerry Show.

Disclaimer: So, this review has me yelling at the character Harry Scary quite a bit. Unbeknownst to me at the time that I made this review, the voice actor John Stephenson had died weeks before I made this. I did not nor do I have any malice towards the voice actor. Usually in cases like this, it isn't the voice actor's fault - it tends to be giving the director exactly what they want. Stephenson had many other great roles that used his talents to much better effect - Mr. Slate from The Flintstones being one of the most famous.

I think this may be metaphorical...