Gettin' Cooked with Ricky

Ricky and Randy battle it out to make the best donair dish. Will cheesy spaghetti or fluffy omelette get their balls tingling? Grab some beef, hash, and a drill, and get ready to get COOKED!

Ricky's learnt a lot about cooking French fries since he burned down Ray's trailer! Get cooked on how to fry the perfect potato, and poutine it up five delicious ways. Randy also does something with a cock of pepperoni that'll blow your hash brain!

The SwearNet dicks got Ricky a fancy professional fryer - before he burned the whole fuckin’ kitchen down with his grease pan! First to sizzle in the hot oil: a bunch of killer egg rolls, and a savoury 'treat' for Randy!

Ricky and Randy get stuffed in part two of their epic egg roll odyssey! Just one fuckin\' problem: Ricky is totally COOKED on weed drinks! Can Randy save the day with his turkey dinner creation?

Ricky's come down from his week-long high and is ready to Get Cooked! But he’s got fuckin' work to do - this week’s challenge is to craft the perfect cheeseburger. Will burger king Randy reign supreme, or will Ricky’s secret ingredients win over Judge Julian?

Adios Randy, you're off the fuckin' show! Except he's come bearing gifts of Mexican weed and a strange tequila teapot. So Ricky challenges him to a grande taco throwdown, where pulled pork, shrimp and chicken fingers (the good kind) do battle with beef. Arriba!!

Ricky and Randy continue their culinary tour of Mexico (or is it fuckin' Egypt?) with some meaty, zesty - and even desserty - nachos! Grab your limes, give 'em a good squeeze and prepare to get cooked... just watch out for the pico de dicko!