It is a period of civil war. The benevolent GALACTIC EMPIRE have just unveiled their secret weapon. No, not the DEATH STAR, its PR TEAM. Hounded by calls from evil REBEL ALLIANCE supporters, WILSON, Head of PR, and his scruffy-looking off-sider, SHARPE, set out to prove that the Death Star will restore peace to the galaxy…

It is a golden time for the PR Team. Having convinced DARTH VADER of their worth, the PR Team's ranks have swelled to three. Joined by the beguiling yet naive GREEN, Wilson has his eyes set on future glory. Sharpe, having dressed to impress his new colleague, is interested in a completely different prize...

Boredom has engulfed the PR Office. Intent on avoiding a year's backlog of filing, at all costs, Sharpe has created the ULTIMATE work-avoidance scheme...

There is unrest in the PR Office. Having just received word that a certain high-profile Rebel socialite has been brought aboard the Death Star, Wilson takes to his keyboard to craft the perfect PR release. Meanwhile, united by their mutual appreciation, Sharpe and Green giddily concoct an idea of their own…

All is well in the PR Team. Little do they know that the REBEL ALLIANCE has secretly deployed BOTHAN SPIES onto the Death Star armed with video cameras and the mission to produce an undercover exposé on life in the GALACTIC EMPIRE. Unanswered, such a video could spell certain doom for our small band of PR heroes…

War! Apparently. It’s hard to tell from deep, deep down in the Death Star’s basement, which is why Wilson is occupying himself by giving PR pointers to Green. Meanwhile, Sharpe eagerly awaits the midnight launch of the galaxy’s most anticipated video game. But a phantom menace from Wilson’s past threatens to upset their plans..