• This year’s cold starts in the throat
• Young comedians feel joy at being pranked
• Celebrities leave quickly after filming
• Osaka obasans aren’t that funny
• Rare travel destinations have complicated visa processes
• Ibaraki malls and Kitty-san mascots
• People with the car license plate "3110" are named Saito
• Celebrities who wear masks are insignificant
• People can only sing their elementary school alma mater
• No one has ever had a perfect haircut
• Simmering a leather glove makes it edible
• Jaywalkers are unattractive
• Not wearing pants on a serious shows
• Pretending to have bad reception when waking up to an important call
• Sushi tastes different at the counter vs. the table
• Only Hitoshi Matsumoto eats Jintan
• All pro wrestlers’ wives are beautiful
• Taking turns developing a boring comedy routine
• Teenage idols' bangs don’t move in the wind
• 98% of calls from a junior are marriage announcements
• Men shaving their pubic hair is a mystery
