"Okay, just show me the way to your houseplants and I'll get 'em nice and fed.""Can't you just leave me a bottle of the stuff and I can pour it in later?""Oooo... that really doesn't work for me. I kinda need to apply it myself. I don't want to bore you with the details. Oh! And if you could maintain eye contact with me the whole time but then immediately look away when I'm finished, that would be great."
