Ben & Ray Stern show video of Howard's childhood (marionette show) Toasts to Howard - Richard Simmons (in wig), Doug Bady (Muscular Dystrophy person), Geraldo Rivera, Pat Cooper Live commercial: Snapple with spokesmodel Lesley Toasts to Howard - Maury Povich, Fred the Elephant Boy, Augusto (homeless man), Kenneth Keith Kallenback, Henny Youngman Live commercial: Brother P-Touch with spokesmodel Lesley Toasts to Howard - Richard Lewis, Jamie Lee Curtis, Jackie Martling, Gary Dell'abate, Stuttering John, Larry King, Sandra Bernhard, Marc Berglass, Alison Stern, Howard Stern Fred Norris sings "Do You Believe This Bozo?"

Breast eruption Deney Terrio's (Gary) suit against Merv Griffin (Howard) Deney Terrio and his ex-girlfriend Patsy Folkerson Howard becomes #1 in NY radio - Jill Brooks & Geraldo Rivera Live commercial: P-Touch Head Injury Club for Men (Gary Bussey, Fred the Elephant Boy, Quenton the Stutterer, Kenneth Keith Kalenback) Live commercial: Snapple Super Hero School - Adam West (Lady Chatterly's Lover), Fartman Stuttering John interviews - Barbara Walter, Connie Chung & Maury Povich Not on Howard Stern -Steven Seagal, George Hamilton & Werner Klemperer Stuttering John interviews - Connie Chung & Maury Povich, Dan Rather & Mike Wallace

Howard auditions women to play Uhura in Star Trek sketch, because Nichelle Nichols cancels Live commercial: Snapple with spokesmodel Laura Fodor Stern Trek - Uhuru's Final Mission Black Folk with White Features - Howard Washington Stern & Sabrina LeBeauf, Ted the Janitor, Jeannie L'Que, Kessler Live commercial: P-Touch with spokesmodel Laura Fodor Not on Howard Stern - Richard Kline, Dana Plato, James Doohan Couldn't Get into College Bowl with Marcus Absent Sandi Korn, kid (Jessica Lico), Kenneth Keith Kalenback Live commercial: 1-800-TRY-A-BED Couldn't Get into College Bowl (continues) Can't show stuttering John interviewing James Brown because of time

Stuttering John interviews Gennifer Flowers Ralph Cirella's character make up Live commercial: Snapple with spokesmodel Lisa Ann Live commercial: Rock Video Girls 2 Dr. Stern's Amazing Sexual Discoveries - Dr Ricardo Samatier on penis enlargement, Dr E Douglas Whitehead Live commercial: Brother P-Touch Refused Show: Jennie Garth, Josh Saviano, Bill Cosby Live commercial: 1-800-TRY-A-BED Larry King (Howard Stern) Show - Tawny Kitaen, Sally Kirkland, Denise Miller (Kielbasa Queen) Tawny Kitaen Dating Game - Fred the Elephant Boy, Quentin the Stutterer & Kessler the little person

Superbowl girls - Teresa, Nicole, Zorina (64FF), Carmen, Israeli Girls rub down Howard, Fred, Jackie, Gary & Ronnie the limo driver Brian Genesse Refused show - Richard Dawson, Malcolm Jamal Warner, Dolly Parton Live commercial: 1-800-TRY-A-BED with spokesmodel Wendy Lewis Howard Stern talks to the audience - Don Rocco drives spike into nose, spokesmodel Wendy Lewis eats live lobsters Live commercial: Snapple with spokesmodel Wendy Lewis Howard continues to talk to audience - Kurt Engels makes fart sounds, Susan Muldowney (Underdog Lady), Stuttering John (Planet of the Apes dance), Black Elvis, Black Tony Bennett (Ted the Janitor), Michael Lawrence (Jeffrey Dahmer toys), more Underdog Lady Live commercial: Brother Fax with spokesmodel Wendy Lewis Howard continues to talk to audience - Bruce Lenny, Chip will eat anything (eats for from Gary's mouth),Michael Blakeman (Russian comedian), pig activist Stuttering John interviews Underdog lady

People talk to Stern continues - Mita dances, Todd eats glass Live commercial: Brother Fax with spokesmodel Melissa People talk to Stern continues - Mark Brown (obsessive compulsive) Write to get on Stern show Live commercial: 1-800-TRY-A-BED with spokesmodel Melissa Ralph's berry (puppet) Live commercial: Snapple with spokesmodel Melissa Who's got the Cancer bags - Lita Ford, Robin Quivers, Zorina (64F

Howard as Elvis, Al Rosenberg as Elvis' mother Live commercial: Snapple with spokesmodel Nicole Stuttering John interviews Brian Wilson, Barbara Eden, Valeria Harper, Lee Iacocca, Sharon Gless Live commercial: Brother fax with spokesmodel Nicole Homeless Howiewood Squares - Daniel Carver (KKK), Underdog Lady, David Peel, Jaye P Morgan, Teresa Glover, Vinny D'Mico, Gene Rayburn, Lesbian Square (Jean Nat & Keisha), Mark Harris Live commercial: NJ Public Auto Auction with spokesmodel Nicole

Elvis stamp Homeless Howiewood Squares 2 - Daniel Carver (KKK), Underdog Lady, David Peel, Jaye P Morgan, Teresa Glover, Vinny D'Mico, Gene Rayburn, Lesbian Square (Jean Nat & Keisha), Mark Harris Live commercial: Snapple with spokesmodel Lorna Homeless Howiewood Squares continues Live commercial: Brother Fax with spokesmodel Lorna Homeless Howiewood Squares continues Phony commercial for 1-900 Homeless Howiewood Squares continues Live commercial: TRY-A-BED with spokesmodel Lorna Stuttering John interviews Daniel Carver, Teresa Glover & Mark Harris Write to get on Stern show Refused Show: Alan Alda, Kenny Rogers, Peter Fonda, Chevy Chase Walking Daniel Carver to his car

Henry Hill interviewed by Dr. Stanley Charles (Fred Norris) & woman whose husband killed by Hill (Al Rosenberg) Live commercial: Snapple with spokesmodel Diana Henry Hill continues (reveal prank) El Show de las Secaucus - Howard Sterno & Menudo Live commercial: Try-A-Bed with spokesmodel Diana Howard interviews Martha Quinn From Here to Eternity Stuttering John interviews Warren Beatty & Annette Bening, Marlo Thomas & Gloria Steinem Live commercial: Brother Fax with spokesmodel Diana

Twinight Zone - Stuttering John & Howard exchange roles Live commercial: Snapple with spokesmodel Missy Diane Welsh & Don the Security Guard talk about swimsuit issue Try-outs - Boobsie Twins, Santana, Barbi, blonde mother, Ralph Cirella, Taxi, Milli & Lilli, Red head, Devon, lip licker, Eschelle Live commercial: Brother Fax with entire crew Photo shoot - Barbi in dressing room, Milli & Lilli in the bathroom Live commercial: NJ Public Auto Auction with entire crew Photo shoot - Devon in frozen tundra, Eschelle in the jungle Live commercial: 1-800-TRY-A-BED with entire crew Final cut - Devon wins

Alexander Michael presents Howard's replacement - Russ Salzberg Show Monologue, Erin Moran Live commercial: Snapple with spokesmodel Diane D'Nato Queen for Today - Erin Moran, Billy Gray, Lauren Chapin, Erin discloses she was raped by a family member Live commercial: Brother Fax with spokesmodel Diane D'Nato Queen for Today continues - Erin discloses raped by family member, Lauren Chapin wins Live commercial: NJ Auto Public Auction with spokesmodel Diane D'Nato & talent coordinator Ellen Linder Stern's People Court - Lady and the Tramps - Judge Howard Butensky Ann Julian vs. Howard Stern for mocking the homeless Howard wins, also seen Letha Weapons as court stenographer Stuttering John Llewelyn interviews Ann Julian

America's Really Wanted Mark Harris tours his and Martha Ray's home with Caesar Romero, Rose Marie, Ruth Webb, Martin Martin Live commercial: Snapple with spokesmodel Teresa Lynn You Asked Us For It - Jack Often (Howard), Laurie D'Raffel sings, Michelle & Don Martelle lesbian fantasy with Becky Wreck Live commercial: Brother Fax with spokesmodel Teresa Lynn Lesbian From Here to Eternity - Michelle & Becky Wreck Live commercial: NJ Auto Public Auction with spokesmodel Teresa Lynn Stuttering John interviews at the St. Patrick's Gay Parade Refused show: Howard Cosell, Jane Fonda, Frank Sinatra Live commercial: DIAL-A-MATTRESS

Stuttering John interviews Bea Arthur Howard interviews Bill Darling who took his show off WNPL Naples, Fl. Live commercial: Snapple with Fred as Howard with spokesmodel Naomi Bill Darling interview continues with Williana Morgan and Johnny Dee, Denise Miller (Kielbasa Queen), Honey Melons, Jean Nat Club Howie - Right Said Howie (I'm too Sexy) Live commercial: Brother Fax with spokesmodel Namoi Seso Club Howie - Corey Feldman - Drug scramble board Live commercial: NJ Auto Public Auction with spokesmodel Namoi Write to the Stern Show Club Howie - Corey Feldman sings What's Up with the Youth Live commercial: DIAL-A-MATTRESS with crew Phony Ad - 1-900 girls Refused Show: Bob Costas, Buddy Hackett & Elizabeth Taylor Stuttering John interviews Jerry Brown

Howard Stern's Tribute to Breasts - Barbie's breasts, breast in art, foreign names, stuttering John interviews, Reese & Spink guess who's breast, Jessica Hahn Live commercial: Snapple Breast tribute continues - Dr. Kalmar examines Al Rosenberg's breast, proving all breasts are different, Sally Kirkland Live commercial: Brother Fax with Bra Bra Booey (pixs of Gary) Breast continues - Tino Trevino bra fashion show, breast in cartoons Removing bra with 1 hand - Ashley Bust - Fred Norris, Zorina Dreams - Gary Dell'Abate, Stacy Stacks - John Martling , Jaye P Morgan Live commercial: NJ Auto Public Auction with stuttering John Breast continues - Angel Lee rings bell with breasts, Zorina uses breasts as a backboard, Marilyn (A-cup), Cindy (B-cup) Live commercial: DIAL-A-MATTRESS with crew with Al Rosenberg Breast continues - Davey Jones picks best breasts - Angel, Cindy, Zorina, ?, Laura, Devon - picks Cindy & Laura Breasts Feed The World - Michael Spinks, Mason Reese, Ramones, Kessler, Lloyd Lindsay Young, Uncle Floyd, John Melendez, Baba Booey, Jackie Martling, Angel Lee, B Cups

Howard interviews Larry Linville Live commercial: Snapple with spokesmodel Crystal Hall C*A*S*H - Larry Linville & Hawk Nose (Howard), Don the Security Guard (Klinger) Stuttering John interviews Morgan Fairchild, Paulie Shore, Bruce Springsteen, Chris Rock, Magic Johnson, Rick Dees, Betty White Refused show: Burt Reynolds, Kristy McNichols, Ivana Trump Live commercial: Brother Fax with spokesmodel Crystal Hall Lesbian Love Connection - Michelle Martelle & Becky Wreck Live commercial: NJ Auto Public Auction with spokesmodel Crystal Hall Lesbian Love Connection continues Live commercial: DIAL-A-MATTRESS with spokesmodel Crystal Hall Not show Kenneth Keith Kallenbach Stern's People Court revisited with Letha Weapons (66HH) & birthday cake for Ga

4 girls in raincoats Fred the Elephant Boy, Kessler & Ellen Linder play a prank on Zsa Zsa Live commercial: DIAL-A-MATTRESS with spokesmodel Vanessa Last Tonight Show - Ed McMahon (Al Rosenberg), Johnny (Howard), Doc (Dan Foreman) Live commercial: Snapple with Dan Foreman Last Tonight Show continues - Sternac, Jody Carstern, Zsa Zsa Gabor Live commercial: NJ Auto Public Auction with spokesmodel Vanessa Stuttering John interviews Walter Cronkite, Chevy Chase Live commercial: Brother Fax with spokesmodel Vanessa Girls in raincoats strip - Trina, Letha Weapons

Howard interviews Jake LaMotta Al the Jew's odds Live commercial: Snapple with spokesmodel Phyllis Osimado Thoughts - Michael Olajide, Michael Spinks, Dan King (Dan Forman) Sumo Chicken Wrestling - Tempest & Jackie beat Tanya & Al Frank Stallone spars with Big Pete Live commercial: NJ Auto Public Auction with spokesmodel Phyllis Geraldo spars - Johnny Dee Round card girl try outs - # 4 of 6 wins Amy vs. Tammy Lesbian oil wrestling - Tammy pins Amy, Quentin the Stutter-announcer Howard learns to box from Tyrone Frazier Live commercial: Brother Fax with spokesmodel Phyllis Howard joins Len Berman to call the fight Michael Buffer - Lets get ready to rumble - ring announcer Arthur McCanty - referee "The Scrapple in the Apple" - Stallone's unanimous decision over Rivera raises $10,200 for charity

Mark Harris welcomes Sandi Korn, Don Juechter (security guard), Letha Weapons, Denise Miller (Kielbasa Queen), Kenneth Keith Kallenback, Fred the Elephant Boy, Quenton the Stutterer, Veronica Rudolph (spokesmodel of the year), Underdog Lady, Kessler Raymond, Becky Wreck, Heather (femme lesbian), Michelle & Don Martelle, Dan Forman, Gary Dell'Abate, Gene Rayburn, Jerry Vale, Andrew "Dice" Clay 1st Annual Sphinctie Awards hosted by Howard Stern Gene Rayburn explains the Sphinctie Awards Most Outstanding Performance in a game show -Daniel Carver beats Magdela DeJesus & Sandi Korn Most talented spokesmodel - Wendy Lewis Live commercial: Snapple with spokesmodel Maria Most Humilating Way in using a staff performer other than Dan Forman - Marc Berglass beats Ellen Lindor, Gary Dell'abate & Jackie Dan Forman's Best performance - Baby Jesus beats Danbe the Genie, Pilgrim & Halloween viking Live commercial: DIAL-A-MATTRESS with spokesmodel Maria Best topless appearance-Veronica Rudolph beats Devon (34D), Cheryl Baker, Leetha Weapons (66HH) & Al Rosenberg (52C) Most racist segment -Ted the Janitor beats Fred the Elephant Boy & Doug the Dwarf Jerry Vale introduces the accounting firm of Haskin & Cleaver Most embarrassing body part on a cast member - Howard's butt beats Howard's stomach, Jackie's stomach, Ralph's front tooth & Gary's teeth Best use of a person with an infliction - Kenneth Keith Kallenback Live commercial: NJ Auto Public Auction with spokesmodel Maria Best original choreography - Underdog Lady beats Tempest, Stern's Kennedy Peepee Dance Lifetime cleavage award - Robin Quivers Live commercial: Brother Fax with spokesmodel Maria Best lesbian kiss - Becky Wreck & Michelle beat Heather & Kate Boone, Denise & Ronnie, Felicia Gold & Angel Valentine, Jean Nat & Keisha Bon Jovi presents best Stuttering John respondent-Imelda Marcos beats Ted Williams & Joey Adams-Jimmy Augustino accepts Andrew "Dice" Clay as Max Cady - speech against Arsenio Hall

Live commercial: Snapple with spokesmodel Tempest Kevin McMahon prowling for hookers Hooker Howiewood Squares - Silver & Erotica, Barbi, Lesbians (Heather & Felicia Gold), Kathy, Peaches & Shakiyla, Red, Jim & Jane Madam , Daisy Do-It, Mistress Victoria & Slave Pooch , Contestants - Susan Olsen & Mike Lookinland Live commercial: Dial-a-Mattress with spokesmodel Tempest Hooker Howiewood Squares continues - Susan Olsen wins 1st game Refused show: George Burns, Eric Clapton, Jonathan Winters Hooker Howiewood Squares continues - Susan Olsen wins 2nd game-Susan Olsen removes Tempest's chastity belt Live commercial: Brother Fax with spokesmodel Tempest Live commercial: Wiz - Panasonic Cellular Phone with spokesmodel Stacy Stuttering John interviews John Forsythe, Isabel Sanford

Howard reads faxes Dr. Judy Kuriansky - Japan's Penis Festival Live commercial: Snapple with spokesmodel Lynette Name that Tuna - Guess the non-lesbian - Robin, Michele Monroe (porn star) & Ann Marie (lesbian uses name Bruce) question Kelly, Ashley & Lauren Live commercial: Brother Fax with spokesmodel Lynette Name that Tuna continues - Kelly is the Heterosexual Live commercial: Dial-a-Mattress with spokesmodel Lynette Stuttering John interviews Penny Marshall, Chevy Chase, Sigourney Weaver, Glenn Close, Michael J Fox, Paul Simon, Diane Sawyer, Art Garfunkel, Liza Minnelli Live commercial: Wiz - Panasonic Handicam with spokesmodel Elana; Elana kisses Kevin McMahon Howard interviews Dawn Wells & Bob Denver Gag Again's Island - Gilligan (Bob Denver), Ginger (Howard), Mary Ann (Dawn Wells), Skipper (Security Guard Don), monkey (Gary), Prof (Fred), Mr. Howell (Al Rosenberg), Mrs. Howell (Jackie)

Robin plays mystery guest with Howard - his camp girlfriend Judy Live commercial: Snapple with spokesmodel Maryann Levinson Hooker Price is Right - Mike Antangelo, Mark Basiano & Fred Berry; Howard as Bob Barker, super model Mathila; Hooker Iris game won by Fred Berry also wins pricing game; Anthony Galufuri is next contestant; Hooker Miss B game won by Mike Live commercial: Dial-a-mattress with spokesmodel Maryann Levinson Hooker Price is Right Showcase - Mike beats Fred Berry Live commercial: P-Touch with spokesmodel Maryann Levinson Howard interviews Stacy Galina Live commercial: Wiz - Panasonic CD player with spokesmodel Rachel; Spokesmodel Rachel hugs Ellen Lindor Sterny Dancing - Johnny Vaselino (Howard), Johnny's partner (Crystal Hall), Max (Al Rosenberg), Father (Fred Norris), Scaby (Stacy Galina), comedian (Jackie Martling), baby Danby (Dan Forman)

Dr Ruth Westheimer {Sternlywed Game - Stuttering John & Karen Harris vs Howard & Alison; Stern vs Dan & Robin Forman vs Fred Norris & Allison; host is Robin Eubanks; Questions for men: 1. How many times a week you make whoopie? 2. What sexual act do you want to do but you wive won't? 3. How many sets of male genitals has your mate seen? Live commerical: Wiz - Kenwood CD system with spokesmodel ; Questions for women: 1. What is the first thing your man does after making whoopie? 2. Your maleness is ______ inches long. 3. What is the single most wildest thing you did? Bonus. Most # times made whoopie in one time? Prize is session with Dr. Ruth; Live commercial: Snapple with spokesmodel Bonnie Bauers; Things that didn't make it on the show - Clarence Thomas song, Robin Quivers tribute song to Howard, Blind man's blind date, Black Jeopardy; Live commercial: Dial-a-mattress with spokesmodel Bonnie Bauers; Things that didn't make it on the show Handicap defeat the clock, Chauncey stretches tongue, Kevin's ET encounter; Live commercial: Brother P-Touch with spokesmodel Bonnie Bauers; Things that didn't make it on the show - Draw Dan contest, Underdog Lady at home, Hidden camera on Dan, Jackie's toenails; Phony promo - Stern Claymation - not shown in NYC}