This second pilot first circulated in Summer 1961 after the failed pilot "What Do You Want".

Randolph Anthony Christopher Connelly wants women to leave their jobs and return to home and family where they belong. He argues that the breakup of the family is the most important factor in the breakdown of society. Max Stone is a minor league umpire who appeals for tolerance of umpires and demonstrates his umpiring technique with Groucho as batter. Darla Hood is a former Our gang-Little rascals star and is now 28 years old. She wants to be seen as a woman, not as a little girl when she goes for acting roles. She sings.

Key guest: Rod Serling

This episode begins as Marx and his assistant, Patty Harmon, welcome a representative from the Polaroid Camera Company to show how the new three-button-model camera works. When the advertisement/demonstration ends, Marx brings out the woman he terms his "favorite glamour star," Jayne Mansfield, and her husband, former "Mr. Universe" Mickey Hargitay. The host questions the two about their first meeting, their unusual pets, their dream of having ten children, and Mansfield's reputation as a dumb blonde. Marx makes several references to Mansfield's generous bustline, causing her to blush and drawing Hargitay's mock ire.

Key guest: Fabian