Las Vegas Jailhouse

An Occupy Wall Street-er rails against the one in the drunk tank; a one-woman wet t-shirt contest gets booked; a caramel-faced crook confides in guards.

A wannabe MMA fighter gets stuck trying to maneuver out of his cuffs; a transvestite in transition requires a visual inspection by the guards; a die-hard Steelers fan gets booked.

A couple shows indecent exposure; a girl shows off her hidden talents.

An angry inmate refuses to cooperate; a man complains about the prison food; a female security guard is booked on robbery charges.

A woman nabbed for jaywalking claims the police were out of line for arresting her; a woman is brought in on domestic violence charges; a drug peddler claims he's selling to support his addiction to poker.

A woman stalking David Copperfield is arrested; an inebriated inmate voices her displeasure with the guards; a man nabbed for driving under the influence of prescription drugs howls for his dog.

A repeat offender tries to provoke officers into a physical confrontation; an inebriated cowgirl kicks up a fuss over the removal of her boots; a man pinched for carrying a concealed weapon claims his blade is really used to shuck oysters.

An intoxicated man with a sizable amount of cash on his person is arrested for violating his restraining order; a couple is brought in for possession of a stolen vehicle; a woman in custody swoons over a male officer.