Which blubbering little jingle merchant is complaining about the big bad music industry now? Wherever there's an exciting new sound, or a bag of cat bones and tar at a crossroads, I'm there. That’s my job as a music executive - and I'm pretty much the worst person you’ll ever meet, besides Scooter Braun. Yep, Scooter was my apprentice. I taught him how to make money off of artists' hard work, image and likeness - the only difference between me and him is that I’m way more handsome.
