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OUR MID-LIFE CRISIS? (2017x36)

Yayınlanma tarihi: Eyl 05, 2017

Anxiety over fleeting youth: Check.Preoccupation with my own mortality: Check.Depression over lack of accomplishments in life: Check.Expanding mid-section: Check.Inability to maintain erection: Check.Unnecessarily flashy and expensive car: I still drive a total piece of sh*t. Phew. I was worried there for a second.