Mr. Lahey has been drunk every single day in 2017, and he and Randy are excited to usher in the Year of the Cock! They interview their “best guest ever,” a yo-yo expert that Lahey met at the laundromat. Plus: Randy’s Kitchen goes to a whole new level!

Mr. Lahey and Randy tell the Joke of the Day, play a record of backwards music, and ponder whether or not they are in the Matrix. Randy gets set to show us his cheeseburger calzones, but that’s when things go entirely to shit!