Monkey Man

In which our hero is reminded why he hates children and learns a valuable lesson in the importance of correctly compensating prostitutes

In which our hero takes his anger out on some fish and a murderous loan shark demonstrates his commitment to social justice.

In which our hero gives drug running a red hot crack and celebrity filmmaker, Werner Herzog arrives on the scene.

In which our hero tanks an interview and discovers his parents have replaced him with his worst enemy.

In which our hero rectifies his financial woes with some top-notch crime.

In which all obstacles are overcome and everything turns out just fine and dandy.