The alien from Kepler-452b still knows very little about our planet, but he's VERY eager to learn. Jones and Fitzpatrick teach Blorg about our ways. In the process, they're going to realize that "our ways" are actually pretty weird when you break them down. Today, Blorg learns about DRUGS (the bad kind).

Blorg, an alien Kepler-452b still knows very little about our planet, but he's VERY eager to learn. Jones and Fitzpatrick teach Blorg about our ways. In the process, they're going to realize that "our ways" are actually pretty weird when you break them down. Today, Blorg learns about DANCING (and demonstrates his singing abilities).

Blorg, an alien Kepler-452b still knows very little about our planet, but he's VERY eager to learn. Jones and Fitzpatrick teach Blorg about our ways. In the process, they're going to realize that "our ways" are actually pretty weird when you break them down. Today, Blorg learns about MASTURBATION (aka cuffing the carrot, beating the meat, poaching the egg, flicking the bean, spanking the monkey, making the bald man cry, etc.)

Blorg, an alien Kepler-452b still knows very little about our planet, but he's VERY eager to learn. Jones and Fitzpatrick teach Blorg about our ways. In the process, they're going to realize that "our ways" are actually pretty weird when you break them down. Today, Blorg learns about ROLLER COASTERS and our sick obsession with physiological arousal.

Blorg, an alien Kepler-452b still knows very little about our planet, but he's VERY eager to learn. Jones and Fitzpatrick teach Blorg about our ways. In the process, they're going to realize that "our ways" are actually pretty weird when you break them down. Today, Blorg learns about GYM CULTURE through a bit of FITZpiration.

Blorg, an alien from Kepler-452b still knows very little about our planet, but he's VERY eager to learn. Jones and Fitzpatrick teach Blorg about our ways. In the process, they're going to realize that "our ways" are actually pretty weird when you break them down. Today, Blorg learns about BIRTHDAYS and all those social events that we just LOVE planning and attending.