Don't Feed The Muse

There's something fishy going on with Squilliam Fancyson the Third.

Everything you know about the show Spongebob Squarepants will change.

Alex theorises about the SpongeBob SquarePants character Mrs. Puff.

Today we're going to be answering the three biggest questions in the history of Spongebob Squarepants: Were bikini bottom citizens formed from nuclear mutations? Who is Pearl's mother? What is the Krabby Patty Secret Formula?

Alex theorises about why there seems to be three different gods in Bikini Bottom.

Alex theorises about why the fictional ice cream parlor Goofy Goober seems to be a cult.

Alex theorises about robots in Bikini Bottom.

Alex theorises about if Patchy the Pirate is a time traveling ghost.