Dick Figures

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5x1
GTA Pacific Grim
Episode overview
Red and Blue play the new video game, GTA: Pacific Grim, but don’t realize they’re actually controlling a giant mech that’s terrorizing their town!
5x2
Hardcore Chore
Episode overview
Red loses a bet to Blue and is forced to do all of his chores… in the most hardcore manner possible.
5x3
Snowjob
Episode overview
A freak snowstorm cuts power to the town and turns Red into a living snowman… who has to pee really badly. Blue and Pink must find a way to break him free before his bladder explodes.
5x4
DFTM Fan Music Video feat. Ninja Sex Party
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5x5
Red Planet
Episode overview
Red and Blue win two free plane tickets in a cereal box give-away but accidentally board a rocketship instead. They crash-land on Mars and must deal with the planet’s only, and most annoying, inhabitant: the Mars Rover.
5x6
A Hobbit of Thrones
Episode overview
A The Hobbit/Game of Thrones mash-up where the characters argue which franchise is better while incredibly high on pot-brownies. But disaster strikes when people start making up their own D&D rules.
5x7
Das Vidiamond
Episode overview
The episode starts with Red and Blue tied up by the Russian mob who threatens to kill them unless they remember where they hid the Das Vidiamond Vodka! Through a series of black-out flash-backs we see what the hell happened the night before.
5x8
Trash God
Episode overview
While trying to rid their apartment of an ant infestation, Red and Blue are shrunk down to insect-size! The ants revere Red as their “Trash God” because of how dirty he is. Ant-hilarity ensues.
5x9
Chick Figures
Episode overview
In this gender-bending episode, all the characters switch their sexual orientation. Red becomes a girl named Scarlet. Blue becomes Lavender. You get the picture. Our two heroines travel to a house party in hopes of finally… making loooooveeeee…
5x10
Happy Birthdump
Episode overview
Red and Blue get terrible food poisoning from their favorite Mexican restaurant. It’s a race to see if they can get to a toilet before shit literally hits the fan.

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