Your Favorite Martian
Booty Store (1x18)
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Booty (Booty!)
Booty (Booty!)
This store sells booty
(Butt cheeks)
Booty (Booty!)
Booty (Booty!)
This store sells booty
(Make that ass clap)
Girl, you got class and you’re lookin’ so fine
But you need a better ass as I follow behind
You gotta go to Wal-Mart and get a new get-up
Or you can pay us
We’ll make your booty look better
’cause this store sells brand new asses
From the manufacturer straight to the masses
So if your booty’s flat, we’ll take it back
And give you a new ass, and you’ll make it clap like
Double Ds in the front and the back
You’ll redefine what it means to have a fanny pack
And everybody will stare and they’ll gawk astounded
We’ll give you an ass so big, you gotta walk around it
You can have knowledge, self-esteem, and class
But who needs all that when you gotta nice ass?
Girl, you need a new set of butt cheeks and I think we can help you out
We’ve got a store full of junk for your trunk and baby without a doubt
You could improve your personality but who the hell wants that
When you could buy your self esteem in the form of a brand new ass
Everybody say
Booty (Booty!)
Booty (Booty!)
This store sells booty
(Butt cheeks)
Booty (Booty!)
Booty (Booty!)
This store sells booty
(Make that ass clap)
Come on, ladies. Come on down
We’ve got some asses on clearance
You buy two butt cheeks, you get the third one free. Ha ha
We’ve got a store full of inventory
Hook you up with a new butt, end of story
We’ve got “My Humps.” We got “Badunkadunk.”
We’ve got “Bootylicious” and “Junk in the Trunk.”
The type of butt that rappers sing of
And if you’re ol’ school, we got the “Pumps and a Bump.”
We’ve got miles of booty
Warehouse of booty
White girl booty that’s cute and snooty
We’ve got the ass of Kardashian
We’ve got the Jennifer Lopez if that’s your plan
We’ve got the Shakira, the Beyonce
We’ve got the Matthew McConaughey
…wait what?