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Family Guy Quagmire's Quagmire (12x3) Quagmire's Quagmire (12x3) Quagmire is excited to meet a woman with a sex drive equal to his own, until she kidnaps him to make him her sex slave; a love triangle forms between Stewie, Brian and Stewie's teddy bear. Homeland Still Positive (3x6) Still Positive (3x6) Carrie turns the tables on the mastermind of the Langley bombing, but recruiting one of Iran’s most powerful operatives has dangerous consequences. Meanwhile, Saul struggles to keep an intrusive Senator Lockhart at bay, and Dana makes a radical decision that will change the Brody family forever. Once Upon a Time (2011) Ariel (3x6) Ariel (3x6) To repay Ariel for saving her life, Snow White helps her get acquainted with Prince Eric; Mr. Gold and Regina begrudgingly agree to work together to take down Pan. Revenge Dissolution (3x6) Dissolution (3x6) Roadblocks seem to be mounting for Emily as Daniel’s attention is focused elsewhere, Grayson Manor may cease to exist, and two of the most important people in Emily’s life start turning on her – leading her to do something very uncharacteristic. The Walking Dead Indifference (4x4) Indifference (4x4) While on a supplies mission to a local college, members of the group run into multiple hurdles. Things at the prison are getting worse.	How I Met Your Mother The Lighthouse (9x8) The Lighthouse (9x8) When Robin and Loretta's conflict escalates, Barney is caught in the middle. Meanwhile, Marshall and Daphne deal with a stowaway on their road trip, and Ted and Cassie try to enjoy a trip to a lighthouse. The Blacklist Frederick Barnes (1x7) Frederick Barnes (1x7) Following a chemical attack on the subway, Liz and the team hunt a mad scientist.	Brooklyn Nine-Nine 48 Hours (1x7) 48 Hours (1x7) When Jake makes an arrest without a lot of proof, he only has 48 hours to collect evidence, or else the "perp" will be released. After his unsuccessful interrogation of the suspect, Jake forces his co-workers to spend their weekend helping him crack the case. So, while the team is stuck at the precinct, Charles judges a pie contest between Gina and Rosa, and Holt helps Terry look better in the eyes of his in-laws. Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. F.Z.Z.T. (1x6) F.Z.Z.T. (1x6) When floating bodies turn up, Coulson and the Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D must hunt down an elusive killer. No one is safe -- not even the team. New Girl Coach (3x7) Coach (3x7) A newly single Coach returns to the loft, and wants to pick up exactly where he left off when he moved out. Meanwhile Jess and Cece have a girls' night out, during which they meet a handsome stranger. Person of Interest The Perfect Mark (3x7) The Perfect Mark (3x7) The team is met with surprises during an investigation into a hypnotherapist; an antiquities dealer has ties to a crime organization. Supernatural Dog Dean Afternoon (9x5) Dog Dean Afternoon (9x5) While investigating two bizarre murders, Sam and Dean realize there is an eyewitness to both gruesome deaths - a German Sheppard. Anxious to find out if they are dealing with a witch, a skinwalker or other supernatural monster, the guys look up a spell that could let Dean "communicate" with the dog. Unfortunately, the spell comes with side effects that no one saw coming. The Originals Fruit of the Poisoned Tree (1x6) Fruit of the Poisoned Tree (1x6) Klaus goes to extreme measures to protect Hayley and their unborn baby when he learns Hayley's life is being threatened. Meanwhile, Cami turns to Father Kieran for guidance. Marcel seeks advice from an old friend. Davina tries to control her magic.	American Horror Story Burn, Witch. Burn! (3x5) Burn, Witch. Burn! (3x5) Besieged by Marie Laveau's army, Zoe unleashes a new power. Fiona and Myrtle clash over control of the coven. Madame LaLaurie is confronted by old ghosts. Arrow League of Assassins (2x5) League of Assassins (2x5) While Oliver tends to the Canary’s wounds, he tries to get her to talk about where she came from but she refuses. However, after Oliver and the Canary are attacked at the Queen mansion by a trained killer from the League of Assassins, she confesses to how she’s connected with the nefarious group. Meanwhile with Moira facing multiple counts of murder and conspiracy for her part in the destruction of The Glades, the Assistant District Attorney offers her a choice – plead guilty now and avoid the death penalty or take your chances in court. Thea begs her mother to fight for her life but Moira seems resolute about taking the offer. Meanwhile, Oliver is furious with Laurel for joining the prosecution’s team on his mother’s case. South Park Ginger Cow (17x6) Ginger Cow (17x6) Cartman's latest prank has brought about the necessary spiritual conditions for world peace. Religious leaders descend upon South Park to witness a Biblical prophecy that has been fulfilled. Cartman and Kyle are the only two at odds as the world embarks upon a thousand years of peace and harmony.	Elementary The Marchioness (2x7) The Marchioness (2x7) Sherlock’s brother, Mycroft, arrives in New York and enlists Holmes and Watson to help solve a case involving his former fiancée. Meanwhile, Sherlock has a difficult time accepting Mycroft and Joan’s relationship. Glee A Katy or a Gaga (5x4) A Katy or a Gaga (5x4) The members of New Directions tackle their assignment of getting out of their comfort zones and determining whether they're more like "Katy" or "Gaga." Kurt holds auditions for his new band and must decide if he'll let in the overly bold performer, Starchild. Meanwhile, Jake gets closer to Bree as he and Marley grow apart. Grey's Anatomy Two Against One (10x8) Two Against One (10x8) The issues between Meredith and Cristina hit a boiling point when one of them ultimately betrays the other at the hospital. Derek tells Jackson that he needs to let go and allow the second year doctors to work on his patients, and April and Matthew make a bold decision about their relationship. Meanwhile, Bailey has difficulties with Ben’s return. The Big Bang Theory The Proton Displacement (7x7) The Proton Displacement (7x7) Sheldon feels slighted when Professor Proton seeks advice from Leonard instead of him, and he seeks revenge by befriending a rival science TV host, Bill Nye. Meanwhile, Raj becomes jealous when Howard crashes "girls' night." The Vampire Diaries Handle with Care (5x6) Handle with Care (5x6) Damon and Elena are skeptical of Silas's new goal; Tessa realizes she was outsmarted by Silas; after discovering a new consequence of becoming human, Katherine decides she needs a new place to stay; Bonnie is impressed with Jeremy.
Family Guy A Fistful of Meg (12x4) A Fistful of Meg (12x4) Meg spills her lunch on an unstable new classmate; Peter harasses Brian in the nude. Homeland Gerontion (3x7) Gerontion (3x7) With an old adversary in custody, Saul makes the gamble of his career. Carrie and Quinn scramble to contain a local police investigation, while Mira finds her marriage at a crossroads. Once Upon a Time (2011) Dark Hollow (3x7) Dark Hollow (3x7) Ariel is sent back to Storybrooke with an item that will help Belle find a hidden artifact; Hook, Neal and Emma set out to capture Peter Pan's shadow; Mary Margaret is upset that David concealed his poisoning. Revenge Resurgence (3x7) Resurgence (3x7) Conrad hires famed party-girl turned PR mastermind Bizzy Preston to restore the Grayson family name, while Emily sinks her teeth deeper into her plan and Nolan has a revenge-agenda of his own. The Walking Dead Internment (4x5) Internment (4x5) Multiple enemies put pressure on Rick and the group. Could this finally be the breaking point for the survivors and the prison?	How I Met Your Mother Platonish (9x9) Platonish (9x9) In a flashback episode, the gang ponders the future of the Ted, Robin and Barney love triangle. Meanwhile, Barney accepts a series of challenges from Lily and Robin. The Blacklist General Ludd (1x8) General Ludd (1x8) Liz and the FBI go after an anti-capitalist cabal that's intent on bringing the U.S. economy to its knees.	Brooklyn Nine-Nine Old School (1x8) Old School (1x8) Jake's dream comes true when he gets to spend the day with his hero, Jimmy Brogan, a former crime reporter. But the dream becomes a nightmare when Jake's comments about Holt and the precinct are considered "on the record." Meanwhile, Terry and Charles try to teach Rosa how to be less terrifying on the witness stand. Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. The Hub (1x7) The Hub (1x7) Dangerous secrets are being kept from Coulson's team and he works the system to save Ward and Fitz when they are sent on a Level 8 classified mission that may end in tragedy. New Girl Menus (3x8) Menus (3x8) An overabundance of Chinese food take-out menus left at the loft’s front door is the catalyst for an interconnected series of adventures for Jess and the guys. Person of Interest Endgame (3x8) Endgame (3x8) The machine gives Finch 38 numbers at once; information about Carter's past is revealed. Supernatural Heaven Can't Wait (9x6) Heaven Can't Wait (9x6) Castiel gets a job at a Gas-N-Sip and actually starts to enjoy life as a human. A headline in the local newspaper about some disappearances in the area catches his eye, so he calls Dean to help him investigate the case. Dean knows he needs to keep Sam/Ezekiel away from Castiel, so he tells Sam that he and Kevin need to stay and work with Crowley to decipher the tablet. Crowley agrees to help Sam and Kevin but in return he wants one phone call to hell. The Originals Bloodletting (1x7) Bloodletting (1x7) Hayley goes missing after someone from her past makes a startling revelation. Klaus has a dangerous encounter with an unexpected visitor. Davina makes a surprising connection. Marcel makes Rebekah an enticing offer that leaves her torn.	American Horror Story The Axeman Cometh (3x6) The Axeman Cometh (3x6) Zoe, Queenie and Nan make contact with a dark spirit trapped in the academy. Cordelia's new power brings on a heartbreaking revelation. Arrow Keep Your Enemies Closer (2x6) Keep Your Enemies Closer (2x6) Amanda Waller sends A.R.G.U.S. agents to kidnap Diggle. Waller informs Diggle that Lyla has gone missing after following a lead on Deadshot in Moscow. When Diggle tells the team he’s headed to Russia to rescue Lyla, Oliver and Felicity decide to join, but things get messy when Isabel shows up on the tarmac and insists on joining Oliver’s “work trip.” Meanwhile, Moira’s lawyer, Jean, tells Thea that dating Roy, a known criminal, is hurting her mother’s case. Modern Family A Fair to Remember (5x7) A Fair to Remember (5x7) The family goes to the annual school fair; Phil and Claire each plan a separate surprise for their 20th wedding anniversary; Haley has an awkward encounter. South Park Black Friday (17x7) Black Friday (17x7) Anticipation for the biggest shopping day of the year is building. The dark days of winter are coming and that can only mean one thing: the fight to be the first in the mall on Black Friday has begun. The boys prepare to battle the crowds the day after Thanksgiving to get the best deal on the new gaming systems.	Elementary Blood Is Thicker (2x8) Blood Is Thicker (2x8) When a beautiful young woman is murdered, Holmes and Watson investigate her ties to a billionaire CEO. Mycroft makes a case for Sherlock to move back to London. Glee The End of Twerk (5x5) The End of Twerk (5x5) The glee club learns the dance of the hour: twerking. Meanwhile, Marley discovers Jake's relationship with Bree, and Rachel tries to convince Kurt they both should get tattoos. Grey's Anatomy Sorry Seems to Be the Hardest Word (10x9) Sorry Seems to Be the Hardest Word (10x9) When an unexpected malpractice suit turns Callie's world upside down, her supportive father arrives and shares an interesting secret with her. Meanwhile, through flashbacks, we learn some surprising details about Callie and Arizona's marriage. The Big Bang Theory The Itchy Brain Simulation (7x8) The Itchy Brain Simulation (7x8) Leonard tries to keep Sheldon from overreacting when a past mistake comes to light, but Sheldon punishes Leonard by making him "walk a mile in his shoes." Meanwhile, Penny confronts Raj's ex-girlfriend, Lucy. The Vampire Diaries Death and the Maiden (5x7) Death and the Maiden (5x7) Dr. Wes gives Katherine some disturbing news. Jeremy and Bonnie share a glimmer of hope after talking with Amara. Silas fails to keep a promise which causes Damon to turn to Tessa for help with his new plan. Stefan makes a heartbreaking confession to Damon and Elena.
Family Guy Boopa-dee Bappa-dee (12x5) Boopa-dee Bappa-dee (12x5) Peter destroys the family's passports while they're in Italy, forcing them to deal with immigration laws. Homeland A Red Wheelbarrow (3x8) A Red Wheelbarrow (3x8) After new information comes to light, Carrie and Quinn pursue a key suspect in the Langley bombing. Saul deals with political backlash while Fara discovers the toll an intelligence job can take. Meanwhile, the Brody family gets startling news. Once Upon a Time (2011) Think Lovely Thoughts (3x8) Think Lovely Thoughts (3x8) Pan tries to convince Henry that he can save magic and Neverland; a young Rumplestiltskin receives a magical item that could give him a fresh start with his father. Revenge Secrecy (3x8) Secrecy (3x8) Victoria eagerly throws Emily a bridal shower that neither of them will soon forget. And when Daniel grows more distant, Emily has to take drastic measures. The Walking Dead Live Bait (4x6) Live Bait (4x6) A familiar face returns as each member of the group struggles to find his or her humanity in a world of constant threats.	How I Met Your Mother Mom and Dad (9x10) Mom and Dad (9x10) When Barney’s father arrives at the hotel, Barney devises a plan that makes Robin very nervous. Meanwhile, Ted is convinced someone framed him by messing up a wedding-related duty.	Brooklyn Nine-Nine Sal's Pizza (1x9) Sal's Pizza (1x9) When Sal's Pizza burns down and the fire marshal quickly assumes that the owner is the prime suspect in the investigation, Jake does everything in his power to prove him wrong, even if it means stepping out of his jurisdiction. Meanwhile back at the precinct, chaos ensues when a computer virus publishes everyone's browser history. Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. The Well (1x8) The Well (1x8) In the aftermath of the events chronicled in the feature film THOR: THE DARK WORLD, Coulson and The Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. pick up the pieces -- one of which threatens to destroy a member of the team. New Girl Longest Night Ever (3x9) Longest Night Ever (3x9) Jess is tasked with keeping a frantic Schmidt occupied inside the loft, as Coach and Cece go out on a first date. Meanwhile, Nick and Winston meet a frisky bus driver as they search for a missing Furguson. Person of Interest The Crossing (3x9) The Crossing (3x9) The battle to bring a crime organization to justice reaches a new level; Reese's number comes up in the machine. Supernatural Bad Boys (9x7) Bad Boys (9x7) Dean gets a call from an old friend named Sonny asking for help with a ghost. Sonny runs a home for delinquent boys, and Dean was sent there for stealing food when he was younger. Sam is stunned he never knew this about his brother and asks for more information, but Dean dodges his questions. Another murder occurs while Sam and Dean are at the house, so they scramble to find the culprit before anyone else dies. Meanwhile, Dean looks up an old girlfriend and recalls his time at the house.	American Horror Story The Dead (3x7) The Dead (3x7) Fiona finds purpose in a dangerous love affair. Queenie questions her place in the Coven. Cordelia makes a decision about her mother. Arrow State v. Queen (2x7) State v. Queen (2x7) Oliver is concerned when a mysterious illness sweeps the city, infecting hundreds of people, including Diggle. Oliver discovers Vertigo in Diggle’s blood and realizes The Count has broken out of prison and is once again distributing his drug. Meanwhile, Moira goes on trial for her participation in the Undertaking. ADA Adam Donner collapses in court with Vertigo symptoms so Laurel must step in and try the case against Moira. Oliver is torn between standing by his family during the trial and catching The Count. However, things change when Felicity follows a lead and walks straight into a trap set by The Count. Modern Family ClosetCon '13 (5x8) ClosetCon '13 (5x8) Claire encourages Jay to go to ClosetCon, where he is reunited with former colleagues; for the first time, Cam takes Lily and Mitch to the Tucker farm. South Park A Song of Ass and Fire (17x8) A Song of Ass and Fire (17x8) Hordes of souless shoppers approach the mall in anticipation of the Black Friday sales. The kids prepare for an epic battle where one faction's favorite gaming device will come out on top. Will Stan and Kyle's friendship survive Black Friday?	Elementary On the Line (2x9) On the Line (2x9) Holmes and Watson uncover the identity of a serial killer whose case has gone cold and find themselves butting heads with the NYPD. Glee Movin' Out (5x6) Movin' Out (5x6) While New Directions takes on the music of Billy Joel, Kurt and Blaine reunite in New York. Meanwhile, Sam makes plans about his future. Grey's Anatomy Somebody That I Used to Know (10x10) Somebody That I Used to Know (10x10) Ben worries that a casual conversation with Derek could potentially cause issues for Bailey, Cristina turns to Shane as tension grows with Meredith, and April's upcoming wedding makes for an uncomfortable situation between Jackson and Stephanie. Meanwhile, Meredith plans a Thanksgiving dinner at her house. The Big Bang Theory The Thanksgiving Decoupling (7x9) The Thanksgiving Decoupling (7x9) An upset Sheldon protests when the entire gang drags him to Mrs. Wolowitz's house for Thanksgiving. Meanwhile, Penny and Leonard must deal with a mistake from her past. The Vampire Diaries Dead Man on Campus (5x8) Dead Man on Campus (5x8) Elena and Caroline plan a big party at school, but their plans are interrupted when Jesse suddenly needs Caroline's help. Meanwhile, Damon makes a terrifying discovery about a secret society.
Family Guy Life of Brian (12x6) Life of Brian (12x6) When Stewie and Brian travel to the 17th century and come close to altering the course of history, Stewie decides to destroy his time machine. Homeland One Last Thing (3x9) One Last Thing (3x9) Carrie reunites with Brody, but the circumstances are more difficult than either of them could have imagined. Meanwhile, Saul gets a win from an unlikely source, and Dana grapples with her new life away from home. The Walking Dead Dead Weight (4x7) Dead Weight (4x7) A new and scary chapter is unfolding at a camp outside the prison. Will peace be attainable with the addition of new members?	How I Met Your Mother Bedtime Stories (9x11) Bedtime Stories (9x11) Marshall tries to get Marvin to sleep by reciting three rhyming bedtime tales about his friends as they wind down their epic cross-country journey. The Blacklist Anslo Garrick (1x9) Anslo Garrick (1x9) An assassination attempt on Red brings the FBI under siege.	Brooklyn Nine-Nine Thanksgiving (1x10) Thanksgiving (1x10) Amy wants to host a Thanksgiving dinner for the entire precinct, but it turns into a holiday disaster when Holt and Jake have to leave to go catch a perp. Boyle steps in to save Turkey Day. Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Repairs (1x9) Repairs (1x9) Coulson and his team are haunted by a mysterious force that threatens to destroy them all, and only a secret from May's past can save them. New Girl Thanksgiving III (3x10) Thanksgiving III (3x10) The gang's survival skills are tested when Nick and Jess take them camping for Thanksgiving. Coach and Schmidt battle it out over who is the best woodsman, while Cece and Winston bond over their mutual distaste for the outdoors. Person of Interest The Devil's Share (3x10) The Devil's Share (3x10) As the team seeks justice for a death, Finch fears one team member will go too far; the number of one of HR's key players comes up in the machine. Supernatural Rock and a Hard Place (9x8) Rock and a Hard Place (9x8) Sheriff Mills calls Sam and Dean for help investigating multiple murders in her small town. Discovering all four victims belonged to the same church chastity group, Sam and Dean decide to infiltrate by joining the group themselves. When Dean disappears, Sam and Sheriff Mills realize whatever they are hunting has taken Dean too and team up to rescue him. The Originals The River in Reverse (1x8) The River in Reverse (1x8) In the war between Klaus and Marcel, Rebekah stands against her own brother Klaus. The chemistry between Elijah and Hayley gets stronger. Klaus accuses his siblings of distrust and betrayal.		Glee Puppet Master (5x7) Puppet Master (5x7) Blaine believes he has the best plan to win Nationals, but he doesn't take the glee club's criticism too well when the students accuse him of being too controlling. Over in New York, Kurt also runs into control issues when the band disagrees over the venue of their first official gig that Kurt booked. Meanwhile, Sue reveals the story behind her iconic tracksuit and gets in touch with her feminine side.