The boys have been rebirthed back into the workforce after tours and vacations - and found a way to observe a day early.

Watch as Henry's video selections age Ed roughly 30 years over the course of the episode - but how will guest host Amber Nelson fare?

Ed programs his own music festival, Marcus has covid, and Henry encourages less Holden from Holden. Nothing got redacted this time... but Patreon subscribers can raise a ruckus in chat and vote and experience the sorts of things that get redacted LIVE & uncut every Tuesday at 9p ET / 6p PT

Staff Picks turns 10. And if we all did our jobs right, your eyeballs will feel like they smoked a carton of cigarettes by the end of this episode. Patreon subscribers can participate in important polls about Monkey Baby Bon Bon and watch the episode LIVE & uncut every Tuesday at 9p ET / 6p PT

Oh and also celebrity impersonations, Turkish aliens, and blue jean merchandising opportunities. It's all really delightful. Patreon subscribers can see monkey breasts LIVE & uncut every Tuesday at 9p ET / 6p PT

The boys have returned to home soil - and Henry has a few questions for restless spirts out there. Patreon subscribers can bear witness to this filth LIVE & uncut every Tuesday at 9p ET / 6p PT

Henry and Marcus assembled their Goblin coalitions to face off at the livestream ballot box. And the content surprisingly turned out to be far less disturbing than other recent... results. Patreon subscribers can bear witness to this filth LIVE & uncut every Tuesday at 9p ET / 6p PT

The boys went and had themselves a post-election exorcism... under the banner of HAM. Patreon subscribers can bear witness to tag-team RFK Jr impersonations LIVE & uncut every Tuesday at 9p ET / 6p PT

What video casts the deepest, darkest shadow on your soul? And/or makes you laugh until you fart? The LPN staff have given you many options. Patreon subscribers can request pizza LIVE & uncut every Tuesday at 9p ET / 6p PT

It's a night of pure cinema with the boys... as they endure Müjdat Gezen's triumph of IP infringement: HOMOTI. Patreon subscribers can experience full alien puncture LIVE & uncut every Tuesday at 9p ET / 6p PT

Marcus' Mandate inadvertently peels back another layer of suspicion around an already unsavory case of rat morphing. Plus: a hernia. Patreon subscribers can experience this hard-hitting investigative journalism LIVE & uncut every Tuesday at 9p ET / 6p PT

Do you know what you saw? Are you sure? We don't care - It's Henry's absolutely not serious nothing going on here mandate. We're just having some fun. Patreon subscribers can experience no revelations whatsoever LIVE & uncut every Tuesday at 9p ET / 6p PT

Ed enters 2025 shout out of a damn cannon. Patreon subscribers can experience python roadkill LIVE & uncut every Tuesday at 9p ET / 6p PT

The LPN staff has survived flaming winds, wretched air quality, and everyday existential dread to bring both YOU and the boys a new crop of retina-searing videos. Patreon subscribers can subject themselves to this filth LIVE & uncut every Tuesday at 9p ET / 6p PT

Marcus has a few bones to pick. And we are all collateral damage. Patreon subscribers can subject themselves to this filth LIVE & uncut every Tuesday at 9p ET / 6p PT