Tell me about it! It's Presence! The new film from retired director Steven Soderbergh! But by the time THIS review comes out he will have had a new film already! Finally! Morbidly Obese
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Tell me about it! It's Presence! The new film from retired director Steven Soderbergh! But by the time THIS review comes out he will have had a new film already! Finally! Morbidly Obese Midwest Mike™ and Jamaica Jerk Chicken Jay™ review a film that many have slandered as lame and boring because they have to watch it. Or because it's a ghost movie with no loud creep-out™ sounds. Certainly a lacking of spooky clowns. A horror film where a camera man walks around the house and films people talking in rooms. Every so often something shakes or a crazy 90's skateboard kid tries to roofie someone (must have watched too many episodes of The Cosby Show!) or Lucy Lu is doing shady shit on her laptop, having an affair, or belittling ghosts. That sullen daughter is moping about while the Dad who seemingly has no job but to tell painters what to paint and where. How does these weirdos afford this nice ass house with no jobs and poor paint choice? That sweet kitchen island tho. Nice appliances.
