So here I am. Right here. And I'm real. You're staring at your computer screen right now, but are you there? Hey, hello?! And is there any way to prove that to me?! So it looks like I am the real one and you are just an underdeveloped figment of someone's imagination. You haven't been drawn yet.

The most valuable currency in the world is the currency of human attention. Well, I've gone and struck the mother lode. And you, have you brought me a coin?

The end of the world is inevitable. I've lived through a lot of these episodes. And you, are YOU noticing the changes?

Those who denounce lying, lie the most of all. I only tell the truth. And I don't believe anyone. Do you believe me? Well do ya?

Realizing that you are a slave is the first step to freedom. I have walked the whole way. Are you sure you need this?

I'm going to tell you about a joyful and pleasant pastime, a piece of a pocket-size happiness for anyone.

Conception does not mean birth, my friends. There was a time when I was conceived inside your heads.

The government is having a war on drugs to make them pricier. I would really get high right now off a hundred thousand viewers. And what are you playing with, Sweetheart?

Silence, as you know, is golden! I am not worth for gold. But you, would you prefer that I became reach?

All right, no small talk today. Just cold reality and stark, naked truth.

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Раньше ты деньги менял на золото, а теперь ты их будешь менять на... покупательную способность!