Car 54, Where Are You?

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  • NBC
  • Comedy

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2x1
Hail to the Chief
Episode overview
First episode of the new season. The President is coming to New York to speak at the U.N. and two top-drawer officers are needed to drive him from the airport. The talent hunt produces .. show full overview
2x2
One Sleepy People
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Muldoon moves in with the Toody's temporarily. Soon both Muldoon and Lucille begin to ""believe"" that they're having an affair with each other.
2x3
A Man is Not an Ox
Episode overview
When Toody and Muldoon become ill at the same time, their doctor becomes intrigued because they have become similar in many respects, much as a pair of oxen after being yoked together over time.
2x4
Schnauser's Last Ride
Episode overview
In a flashback, Muldoon explains the trouble Schnauser had 12 years previously when he was forced to give up riding his horse on patrol, converting to a vehicle.
2x5
Toody and Muldoon Sing Along with Mitch
Episode overview
Mitch Miller tries to give the 53rd precinct a chance to sing on his TV show, but Toody has the only bass voice.
2x6
Occupancy, August 1st
Episode overview
Mrs. Bronson moves in to an apartment that is still under construction because of a lease she'd been given awhile back.
2x7
Remember St. Petersburg
Episode overview
Under the mistaken impression that Leo is a count from Russia, a group of crooked spiritualist try to manipulate to benefit financially from the situation.
2x8
That's Show Business
Episode overview
The 53rd precinct invests money into a big-time play, not realizing that it's actually a play about a corrupt police department.
2x9
Toody Undercover
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Undercover as ""Bull"", a notorious bank robber, Toody robs a bank along with the help of a group of robbers who've managed to evade the police. Thinking that Toody is an expert as far .. show full overview
2x10
I Hate Captain Block
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While bird sitting for Capt. Block's parrot, Toody inadvertently teaches it to say ""I hate Capt. Block.""
2x11
A Star is Born in the Bronx
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While dieting to slim down for a part in a play, Sylvia blindly binges on cookies at the grocery not realizing she's being filmed. When the owner of the cookie company sees the film, .. show full overview
2x12
Pretzel Mary
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Unbeknownst to the police department, seemly impoverished Pretzel Mary is actually a multi-millionaire who stores all of her money inside of her tattered furniture. So when the precinct .. show full overview
2x13
142 Tickets on the Aisle
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The 53rd precinct decides that the next group activity will be attending a Broadway play, but at the last minute, getting tickets for a popular show is about near impossible. When they .. show full overview
2x14
Stop Thief
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After overhearing Capt. Block rehearsing a play, Toody and Muldoon get the mistaken impression that the Captain is a kleptomaniac.
2x15
Je t'adore Muldoon
Episode overview
When the guys try to build up Muldoon's confidence enough to invite Capt. Block's niece to the Mardi Gras, Muldoon becomes an egomaniac for a day.
2x16
The White Elephant
Episode overview
A group of crooks move to town right next door to the bank with full intention of robbing it; however, every attempt to break the adjacent wall down is interrupted by Toody and Muldoon .. show full overview
2x17
Benny the Bookie's Last Chance
Episode overview
Toody and Muldoon help set up ex-con Benny in a candy store business, but he doesn't waste time getting involved in the shadier side of life which gets him into hot water once again.
2x18
The Presidential Itch
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Toody and Muldoon run against each other for president of the Brotherhood Club.
2x19
Toody and Muldoon Meet the Russians
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Muldoon and Toody are assigned to help guard a visiting Russian official who is under the impression that the police force is a prime example of true American life.
2x20
Here We Go Again
Episode overview
When Conrad Nogal approaches the captain about doing a special show about how Muldoon's father cracked a world famous case single handedly, Fred stumbles upon his father's diary where the truth is revealed.
2x21
The Star Boarder
Episode overview
Gunther and Lucille Toody are trying to make some extra money. They decide to rent a room, taking in a preacher as a paying boarder. He seems as honest as the day is long but is he actually who he says he is?
2x22
The Biggest Day of the Year
Episode overview
After Toody casually mentions that today is an important day, rumors fly sending the precinct into a panic because no one can remember what occasion they've supposedly forgotten.
2x23
Here Comes Charlie
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The precinct works hard to both rehabilitate and employ alcoholic Charlie.
2x24
See You at the Bar Mitzvah
Episode overview
As a boys' coach, both Muldoon and Toody promise Joel that he will have guests at his Bar Mitzvah. The problem is that Joel's dad is a notoriously cruel landlord, and getting folks to come is not as easy as they'd thought.
2x25
I've Been Here Before
Episode overview
A group of criminals get pointers for their exploits by watching ""Crime Busters"", Officer Toody's favorite TV show. Since the plots of the shows are fresh in Toody's mind, he appears to be quite the expert in solving the crime wave in town.
2x26
Joan Crawford Didn't Say No
Episode overview
With her charming ways, Mrs. Bronson practices a marriage brokerage fraudulently promising her clients marriage with movie stars.
2x27
Lucille is 40
Episode overview
To cheer Lucille because of her 40th birthday, Toody decides that a new wig would be just the thing; however, in the process of getting just the right wig for his wife, Sylvia stirs .. show full overview
2x28
The Loves of Sylvia Schnauser
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The precinct uses Sylvia Schnauser as a decoy to rid the town of ""Discovery Publishers"" which is run by a couple of con artists. As part of her cover, Sylvia insinuates that she is .. show full overview
2x29
Puncher and Judy
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Judy thinks that her boyfriend Antoinne (a hair dresser), ought to quit boxing during his spare time so she asks Toody and Muldoon to intervene. They get Sugar Ray Robinson to disguise .. show full overview
2x30
The Curse of the Snitkins
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After Muldoon and Toody meet shy officer Snitkin, they convince him to join their precinct, not realizing that Snitkins is a jinx where ever he's gone.

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