Booze Lightyear

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How to Get a Date
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Need tips on how to get a date? Booze Lightyear has all the answers. As certified pickup artists, you should try our patterned "she'll def hump me right now" pickup lines. You'll be banging your crush in the back of your minivan in no time.
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Worst Marriage Proposals of All Time
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Here at Booze Lightyear, we're pretty bad with relationship stuff. So naturally, we thought we'd try our hand at marriage proposals. It went exactly as planned.
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How to Get Out of a Speeding Ticket
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Ever gotten a speeding ticket? Ever wonder how to get out of it? Let Booze Lightyear help you out. We've got all the answers.
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How to Ace a Job Interview
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Czech out these Booze Lightyear tips on how to land your dream job.
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Was That Racist?
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Ever said anything that could be construed as racist? I haven't. Okay, I'm lying. I actually have. There was this one time I called my friend Jose a refried bean when I was mad at him .. show full overview
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Was That Sexist?
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Ever said something sexist? Booze Lightyear never has. And I never have either. Nope. Never. I have never once in my life said anything remotely sexist. Are you calling me a liar? I'm .. show full overview
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Was That Homophobic?
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his week Booze Lightyear explores the topic of homophobia. Homophobia is a real thing, y'all. It's not just some made up thing you saw one Saturday night watching old episodes of The .. show full overview
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Guys Describe a Vagina
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This week the men of Booze Lightyear take the time to describe the female genitalia to you - aka the vagina. A big thanks to Epic Lloyd from Epic Rap Battles of History for helping us .. show full overview
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How to Talk to Your Ex
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This week the Booze Lightyear crew shows you how to talk to an ex-boyfriend or ex-girlfriend. Not that I've ever been in a serious relationship. And that's not because I'm not handsome. .. show full overview
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What's Really in Taco Bell Meat?
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Ever wondered what's really in Taco Bell meat? Booze Lightyear has the answer. Also, Kelly had to go out of town to attend a wedding on the day we filmed, so she isn't in the next few episodes - but she'll be back.
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World's Worst Weatherman
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This week all of us over here at Booze Lightyear (minus Kelly who had to attend a wedding) show you exactly what it would be like to be the worst weatherman in the world. See, it's .. show full overview
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How to Flirt with Women Using Internet Comments
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For some reason when women appear on camera people leave some of the most vile and repulsive comments. So we here at Booze Lightyear thought we'd extract some of the comments on Kelly's .. show full overview
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21 Things You Shouldn't Say in Bed
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Have you ever said the wrong thing in bed? Of course you have. You're you! Well, this week on Booze Lightyear we explore what not to say in bed. I mean, you could say some of these .. show full overview
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If Advertising Were Accurate
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This week we explore the accuracy of marketing and advertising, and its effect on the overall global economy as well as the implications it has on us as a society. You'll be all smart .. show full overview
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Helping ISIS Recruit Teen Girls
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This week we offend ISIS. I know. I know. Only a terrible horrible no good person would offend ISIS. But yeah, that's kind of what we are here at Booze Lightyear. We're the absolute .. show full overview
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Everything Wrong with American News Media
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In this episode of Booze Lightyear, we take a look at how cable news outlets handle simple news stories. Oh, you'd like me to type something super clever here. Wouldn't you? Well, .. show full overview
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Feminists Hate Your Penis
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This week Booze Lightyear takes on modern feminism and equality. Is it weird that I say "hello"? Don't people normally say "hello" when they greet one another? What? Just because you're .. show full overview
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What Do Emojis Really Mean?
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Emojis are totally awesome, bro. They're straight up yolo, swag, and other slang words. But what do they mean? Pass the blunt to the left and pay attention while we explain the true .. show full overview
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We Don't Serve Gays
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This one time Booze Lightyear and I served a gay guy in restaurant we were working at. Immediately afterwards, we all went straight to Hell.
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The News on Drugs
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This week, Booze Lightyear takes on The War on Drugs and the US drug policy. Fun fact: We're all extreme method actors, so we actually ingested all of these drugs to make our .. show full overview
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World's Worst Uber Driver
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This week, Booze Lightyear tackles what not to do as an Uber Driver. Collectively, we're not sure why anyone would take an Uber, when we could all be riding pterodactyls to work. In .. show full overview
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I Could Be President
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Think you're smart enough to run for president? We here at Booze Lightyear definitely aren't. But we thought we'd say "fuck it' and give it a shot. Really though, who wouldn't want to be .. show full overview
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35 Things You Can't Say to Kids
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I shall not write a description for Booze Lightyear this week. Enjoy the 35 things you can't say to your children.
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Who's Gonna Host Equals Three?
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Who's Gonna Host Equals Three?
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Weirdest Job Interview Ever
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Yup. Booze Lightyear is out there looking for employment again. So we went an did this job interview at this really cool place. Everyone was dressed in white and wore pointy wizard hats. .. show full overview
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I Hope You Laugh
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Is it Gif or Gif?
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Sluts Are Awesome
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This week Booze Lightyear takes on sluts. No, I don't mean we literally take on sluts. That would be gross and sexual and highly inappropriate for a video. What kind of people do you .. show full overview
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Puppet Porn
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Have you ever seen puppets go wild? We here at Booze Lightyear sure have. In fact, we're very used to seeing puppets going wild. This one time we saw Elmo snort a line of coke while he .. show full overview
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World's Worst Criminal
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In this episode of Booze Lightyear, we examine some of the world's worst criminals. These guys are absolutely terrible at breaking the law. I ripped the tag off of a pillow once and .. show full overview
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I Hope You Laugh #2
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This week on Booze Lightyear we stand in front of a green screen and crack jokes about moving images. I know, I know. It's a very novel idea. Well, we like to pioneer shit. Is that .. show full overview
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14 Terrible Ways to Dump Your Girlfriend
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Ever had to break up with your girlfriend? We here at Booze Lightyear sure have. In fact, we just found ourselves breaking up with your girlfriend last week. What a mess! She was sobbing .. show full overview
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My Thoughts on Breaking Up
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Awwwwwww yeahhhhh! Booze Lightyear is back with another video about break ups. We make breaking up look easy. Don't be fooled tho. We're lonely. Call us.
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6 Idiots at a Funeral
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Booze Lightyear trolls a funeral! GOT EEM!!!
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I Hope You Laugh #3
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Yet again, another green screen video with jokes.
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World's Worst Lawyer
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Need an attorney? Need a lawyer? Need a cuddle buddy? Call Booze Lightyear. Our attorneys at Booze Lightyear are also lawyers - and as an added bonus, we're also well versed in legal.
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Honey, Do I Look Fat?
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What do you do when your girlfriend asks you if she looks fat? Well, we here at Booze Lightyear have no fucking clue. Seriously, we have zero idea of what to do in this situation. So we .. show full overview
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6 Signs You Hate Your Job
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Sup, bitch. Watch this totally amazing Booze Lightyear video about hating your job or we'll all track you down and steal your dog. Your move.
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I Hope You Laugh #4
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You want the GIFS? We got the GIFS.
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Sex Questions You Don't Want to Ask
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Got sex questions? Well, we ask the awkward sex questions so you don't have to. Thank god for us asking these or you'd never know the answer. You're welcome. We like to think of .. show full overview
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How I Beat Depression
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Made a little video discussing my occasional struggle with depression. Depression is obviously a very complex issue that can't be resolved by watching a simple internet video, but .. show full overview
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Sex Questions You Don't Want to Ask #2
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Got MORE sex questions? Great, we have more answers which lead to more sex questions. This time the ladies are asking the guys. It's awkward. So very very awkward. You're welcome.
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Best of Booze Lightyear (2015)
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Best of Booze Lightyear (2015)

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