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Infectious: Is It Worth Your Life (4x739)

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Is it worth your life? Let's take a look at it shall we. First off how does one determine worth? You take it to the Pawn Stars of course. If you did they'd probably say they're not sure exactly how much your life is worth. However they do know a guy they can call who knows a lot about lives and can tell us a little more about yours. They call an expert from a life insurance company who values your life at $100,000. So Rick says, "How much will you take for it?" You say, "How about $95,000?" Rick says, "We are far apart I was thinking more like $55,000." You say, "can you give me $85,000?" Rick says, "You gotta remember lives aren't as valuable as they used to be. You also have to consider my cost to store and frame your life. Then I have to find the right buyer which may take years. I can't go any higher than $60,000." Right then you decide to just hold on to your life. So the answer is no it is not worth your life. That being said enjoy this short about late night robbery prevention and safety.