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Cinester Theater: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2 (4x687)

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Cinester Theater is back again with a brand new member, ready to bring you a brand new iRiff full of brand new jokes about this not-quite-so brand new action comedy about everyone's favorite (really?) abominations of nature. After defeating The Shredder, the Ninja Turtles are living it up in their roommate April O'Neil's apartment, fighting crime and eating pizza while doing a terrible job of concealing the fact that four 200+ lb karate monsters are the building's newest tennants. While April O'Neil battles her HOA over violations of their very strict "no pets" policy, the Shedder climbs out of the garbage and is ready to take his revenge. But when a blast from the past hints at the turtles' secret origins (HINT: they were covered in toxic waste), the Shredder decides to grow some abominations of his own, and soon the fate of the city is at stake as our four brave heroes apply the silent art of ninjitsu as garishly loud as possible. Featuring Vanilla Ice, puppets, and some senseless flailing-around that technically qualifies as martial arts action, "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2" is 80 minutes of family-friendly "fun" that you'd need a ninja kick to the face to be able to enjoy. Fortunately, Shawn, Keith, and Brooks are here to turn the pain into pleasure with a nonstop barrage of jokes, jibes, and jests that will have you laughing harder than a turtle shell. So tighten your bandanas, strap on your sais, and get ready to laugh as Cinester Theater Presents Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2!