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The Santa Claus Suit (3x483)

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Stripes and Spots: they’re cops. No, sorry, scratch that, bit of a habit! Stripes and Spots are clowns. Even worse, they’re puppet clowns. Even worse, they’re a type of puppet clown that can only be described as a bowling pin wrapped in burlap. Who better to bring some festive seasonal despair to Christmas with The Santa Claus Suit! Our tale begins when Stripes tells Spots he’s invited Santa Claus for a visit. This fills Spots with anxiety because he knows Santa won’t come, and the disappointment will make Stripes even more depressed than usual. These puppet clowns live a deeply miserable existence, kids!