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Episode 114 (1x14)

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Skits in this Episode: Opening teaser: What would you do if your name was what? ""Cabot and Marshmallow"" Marshmallow knows that Cabot has set him up with a date, and Cabot tells him that her name is What, which leads to a ""Who's on First"" style routine. What is arriving from 50 miles away, but What is coming on horseback. The horse goes 10 miles per hour and stops every hour for a ten minute break. Amidst the comedy, Marshmallow figures out that What will take 5 hours and 50 minutes to arrive and since What left 5 hours and 40 minutes ago, What should arrive in ten minutes. Cabot and Marshmallow are surprised that What just arrived, but then realize that What actually took 5 hours and 40 minutes to arrive. What doesn't take a ten minute break after 50 miles because What has already arrived. Marshmalow answers the door, and What says, ""Hi. What's the name!"" and Marshmallow faints. ""Newsbreak"" ""Watch out for averages that are much too small"" ""Whither Weather"" A Weather report indi