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Stitches (1x322)

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Satan walks among us and he’s a… sassy grandma?? When a mysterious old lady shows up at a quiet boarding house, many of us consider putting on something more exciting, like one of those YouTube videos where a creepy unseen adult unwraps a Kinder Surprise egg. But stick around! Because every guest has their own dark secret and Beelzebub’s going to punish them the only way she knows how: by turning them into paper dolls. Evidently this is what went on in the tenth circle of hell that Dante never got around to writing about. All this takes place in the late 90s, or perhaps the Revolutionary War. We’ve seen it a dozen times and we’re still unclear. Please join Mike, Kevin, and Bill for Stitches!