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Ice on Mars: The Lizzie McGuire Movie (4x382)

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In this, Ice on Mars' much anticipated second movie release Michael T. Bradley and Ari Dennis continue their trend of tackling tween tales of truly terrifying tackiness. This time, though they even went further down the age scale and went for the Hilary Duff vehicle THE LIZZIE McGUIRE MOVIE. Even if you have no children, were born before 1980 and never watch the Disney Channel (like me!) you've probably seen Lizzie memorabilia here and there and wondered, 'WTF? Is that Hannah Montana?' or something similar. Well, get ready to embark upon a magical roller coaster ride of wonder and whimsy! You might notice the EXPLICIT CONTENT notice. That's because this riff is, in fact, VERY dirty. Down and dirty like the dirty dozen, in fact. If this were to be rated on a dirty scale, we would probably clock in at at least a dirty gross. If foul language doesn't bother you and the riff appeals to you, then come along with Lizzie, Gordo, Kate and the voice of the wife on "Family Guy" for a fun-filled, action packed adventure to Rome!