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MoleMan Riffs: Wanted (4x22)

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The final key has been found to our own evolution. The one thing holding us back from taking the place of the gods themselves...adrenaline. Yes as it turns out, adrenaline makes you fly, run faster, jump cars without a ramp, and gives you perfect accuracy. Yes adrenaline can even make you...CURVE BULLETS!!! So why do people like this movie? I believe it was the use of the tried and true Cinderella plotline, the rags-to-riches story, going from nobody to somebody. This film truly captures the imagination of a child...because surely an adult mind could not conceive of this (Although I have been caught praying to a magical loom before). Get your silver slippers ready....if for no other reason then to have something handy to impale yourself with if you find you cannot handle this movie.