Mighty Moshin' Emo Rangers

John the Chronic Stoner Emo Ranger has one heavy night too many, and decides to ditch his old ways for the clean living powers of the Straight Edge Emo Ranger. But the Evil Empress has other plans. And by "other plans" we mean killing Emos!

Vicken, The Weeping Tears Emo Ranger is enjoying a good snuggle with her Teddy Bear, when suddenly things get a bit more randy than she was expecting. Those pesky teddies!

The Evil Empress and the world's multinational media companies conspire to make teenagers pay for music! HAHAHA! Only Ross, the Introspective Emo Ranger can save the day from some familiar pop faces.

When Luke the Chaos Mohawk Emo Ranger is confronted by the evil threat of the New Rave Pirates and their giant psychadelic rave warrior, he is forced to summon all his punk powers to defeat these neon foes.

Fai the FashionCore Emo Ranger is forced to tackle the forces of childhood obesity when the manic Burger Clown arrives in Chelmsford, with his chain of fastfood stores and army of trailer trash hoodies!

Stef, the Bleeding Heart Emo Ranger, thinks she is talking to a nite cute boy on Chat Roulette - but when she meets him for an innocent cider in a secluded park, she discovers she's been lured into a nonce-fest of diabolical proportions.