The hilarious Thanyia Moore explains why she wants to nut a nine-year-old girl in the face, and pretending to be middle class on the edge of death.

Joanne McNally discusses the price of modern feminism, bad financial investments and how Carol is a bit of a slut.

Trailblazer Leo Reich is discovering the sexual equivalent of being pescatarian and being bisexual at boys' school.

What's better than a bride's day being ruined? Newcomer Helen 'basic plus' Bauer will tell you.

Up-and-coming comedian Travis Jay talks Covid, Black Lives Matter and the season finale of earth.

From the 'deep deep middle east of Hackney', rising star Fatiha El-Ghorri welcomes you to the 'new to Islam' meeting.

'Village-renowned novelist' Christopher Bliss gives a reading of his newest two-page book Snookered By The Pink.

Wayne Mazadza talks made-up Scottish words and his destroyed dreams of a British passport.

Kuan-wen Huang 'Mu-bloody-lan' Huang has had experiences in the Taiwanese Army. And no, he probably didn't make your children's toys.

Jamie D'Souza explains why his first crush at school was Mrs Jenkins, and if you've ever seen an Indian goth?