Clone High (2023)

2x1
Blinded With Pseudoscience: Magnetic Distractions
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Joan returns from summer break a social pariah. Harriet teams up with Toussaint Louverture to take down a suspicious new science teacher.

2x2
Don't You Get It? Sports Are Huge in This Town
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Scudworth takes Frida under his wing, causing the would-be artist to consider a more lucrative career … in competitive snorkeling.

2x3
Bible Humpers: A Much Needed Praycation
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While Scudworth seeks to make Clone High a tax-exempt religious school, JFK’s new relationship with God threatens his friendship with Abe.

2x4
The Principal Principle: Sub Zero to Sub Hero
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When Scudworth makes Joan principal for the day, she throws a redemption-worthy rager alongside a reluctant Abe.

2x5
Money Can Buy Me Love: Stupid Is as Cupid Does
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As Valentine's Day nears, Confucius and Joan con Harriet into thinking they're a couple -- meanwhile, Scudworth swoons over an old nemesis.

2x6
Go Yell It On the Mountain: Snow Way Out
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Tensions mount on a ski trip to Avalanche Mountain, threatening love triangles, bromances … and Mr. B's fragile grip on his sanity.

2x7
Grave Mistakes: The Virgin Homicides
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After falling for mysterious manic pixie dream girl Mary, Abe risks life and limb to shed his status as Clone High's resident virgin.

2x8
Cyranos: A Portmant-opus
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When Scudworth hatches a plan to extort Confucius' absentee foster parents for money, Confucius must convince his feuding friends to fill in.

2x9
Cloney Island: Twist!
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After breaking into Scudworth's office, the clones discover a sordid tale of rival theme parks, romance and revenge within the pages of his diary.

2x10
The Cloniest Place On Earth: Missile While You Work
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Candide's solution to Scudworth's Cloney Island problem leaves the future of Clone High up in the air.

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