A Heist with Markiplier

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A Heist with Markiplier
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Everything’s finally ready so just stick to the plan and you’ll do great! You do remember the plan... right?
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Guns Blazing
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Sure! I don’t see how anything could go wrong with this course of action!
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All Sneaky Like
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Trust you me, nothing bad has EVER happened in a sewer!
Ah... the “stealthy” choice.
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Helicopter
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I never much cared for flying but I appreciate you picking the more stylish option!
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Light Tunnel
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There’s no WAY anything bad could happen with this choice!
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Dark Tunnel
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This might be the biggest lapse in judgement I’ve ever seen from you. And that’s saying something!
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Try to Fix
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I would like to point out for the record that that man is NOT an engineer…
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Walk to Base
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Beautiful day for a walk, eh? Or a jog. Or a sprint…
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Rally the Prisoners
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These idiots won’t know what hit ‘em!
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Charm the Guards
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That smart, handsome guard won’t know what hit him!
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Wait For Rescue
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The ocean can’t be that large. Someone will probably be by soon!
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Row Home
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Do muscles still work if you’re a doll?
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Split Up
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I feel like I’ve seen this somewhere before…
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Don’t Split Up
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Aw... but it could have been FUN! Oh wait no... no it couldn’t have.
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I Don’t Trust Strangers
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Good thinking! I don’t trust anyone with a hat.
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An Adventure Sounds Lovely
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What a charming man! Handsome too!
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Tell the Truth
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Wow! That’s so noble of you! For the record, I would NOT have done the same…
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I’m Fine!
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Yeah, sure. Ok. Right. Uh-huh.
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Prison Life for Me
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Sure! Sounds fun! I do love a good jingle!
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I Want to Be Free
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Um... no.
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Dig Dig Dig
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Dig a hole. Dig a hole. Dig a hole.
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What’s That?
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Ooh shiny!
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I Know Everything
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Knowledge is power!
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I Know Nothing
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Ignorance is bliss!
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Build a Sign
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How hard can it be to build a sign?
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Find Shelter
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Every island has a cave. That’s just the law.
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Split Up
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Now I’m DEFINITELY sure I’ve seen this somewhere before!
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Don't Split Up
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I’m beginning to think this guy’s somewhat of a masochist, eh?
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Don’t Give the Statue
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I’ve also found that the solution to most problems is sudden, unexpected violence!
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Give the Statue
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Well I’m just as confused as when this adventure started so, why not?
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The Scientist
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Why is everything so close to that diner? And where is that diner, I’m hungry…
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The Soldier
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FREE PRIME RIB. THAT’S ALL I NEEDED TO HEAR.
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Thanks but No Thanks
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Probably not the smoothest move. And speaking of smooth moves!
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Thanks and also Yes Please
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Hurray! But I can’t help but feel like we’re forgetting something…
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What’s in the Box?
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Not quite what I expected…
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Stick to the Plan
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Always best to have a couple extra back-up plans just in case.
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This Seems Safe
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You don’t read much manga, do you?
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Oh HELL No!
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NOPE!! NO THANK YOU! Wherever THAT goes it couldn’t have been good!
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Golden Treasure
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This is most certainly a well-informed choice!
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Treasured Gold
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I can see EXACTLY why you picked this option!
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Enter the Cave
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Smells good! Oh wait... no it doesn’t Not at all…
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RUN AWAY!!
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Don’t you think you’re being a little JUDGEMENTAL?
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Split Up
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…https://www.aheistwithmarkiplier.com/
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Don’t Split Up
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Drastic idiots call for drastic measures.
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For the Greater Good
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Wow... that’s uncharacteristically noble of you!
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ABSOLUTELY NOT!!
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When I weigh my life versus literally everybody else’s I pick mine EVERY TIME!
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Ed's Hiding Something
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What’s that on his leg?
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I’m Hiding Something
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Oh so NOW you decide to be noble?
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Open the Box
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All according to the back-up plan.
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Shoot Bob
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Take THAT Bob! If that IS your real name!
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What’s in the Box?
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Not really what I anticipated…
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Stick to the Plan
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Never a bad idea to stick to the back-up plan to the back-up plan.
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You First
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Just like tripping over a friend while you’re being chased by a bear! SMART!
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Me First
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Never second guess yourself! Even in the face of OVERWHELMING evidence!
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Split Up
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Wow... that was WAY sadder than I thought it’d be.
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Don’t Split Up
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WEEEEEE!!
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PB&J
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My favorite! Probably even better considering the age!
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Tuna
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A classic! A really REALLY old classic!
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Open the Box
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Well this was a long way to go for a simple joke that no one will remember. Oh well! When has that ever stopped me before?
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Shoot Wade
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Take THIS Wade! Unless you have ANOTHER secret name!

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