2 Bears, 1 Cave

Happy new year and welcome back to 2 Bears 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer! They talk about surgeries, Tom translates Bert's plane conversation, and Kurt Cobain. The Jewish community reacts to Bert's Hitler cup, Bert shares a story about his wife, and the bears trade accidental smuggling stories. They describe their perfect day of drugs, discuss Bert's self awareness, and fitness. Bert then pitches Tom one of his best ideas: 2 Bears 1 Coach, where they interview coaches like Jimmy Johnson, Coach Prime and Phil Jackson.

Welcome back to another episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave! This week Tom and Bert share their wildest stories of visiting Europe, discuss why South Africa got mad at Bert, their feelings about money and success from comedy, what the most successful actors have in common and more! They wrap up by pondering how long Bert will live, which leads into a conversation about their fathers.

It’s another episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura and guest bear, Professor Andrew Huberman! They talk about Huberman’s rough and tough upbringing, psychedelics, and cannabis. Huberman gives some insight on brain function, tobacco use, supplements, and performance enhancement drugs. They discuss clean training, teaching while podcasting, explaining the need for sun light and good sleeping habits. They discuss importance of appearance, getting obsessed with stuff like Joe Rogan, and cold plunges. They encourage surrounding yourself with a diverse crowd, the creative process and Tom almost gives Andrew a heart attack. Tom asks Andrew about testosterone for women and to analyze Bert Kreischer's drinking.

It’s 2 Bears, 1 Cave and Bert Kreischer welcomes guest bear Louis CK! They discuss growing up, faith, and David Goggins. They trade their views on living and dying, testing amusement park rides, and old commercials and TV shows. Bert educates Louis on quicksand content, Louis recalls making Patrice O’Neal and David Letterman laugh, and Bert asks when Louis changed his comedy style. Louis talks about his fall from the peak and live streaming his next comedy special from MSG on his website.

This week, Tony Hawk joins Bert Kreischer as a guest bear! Bert starts the episode off by letting his daughters ask Tony questions, then Bert and Tony get into surfing, skate injuries, the relationship between comedy and skating, Tom’s basketball injury, the best old school skaters, Bert’s new movie “The Machine,” and much more!

Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer unite for another episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave! The bears talk about how Tom tried surfing, Bert embarrassing Tom in front of Tony Hawk, and embracing doing activities while touring. They discuss people that eat bad food while unhealthy, Testosterone replacement therapy, and how every dude should be getting their clothes tailored. They try to figure out how to make their fans live forever, where they would disappear after they retire from standup comedy, and talk about being really into cars.

It’s a special episode of 2 Bears 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer and special guest cub, Adriana Chechik! Adriana tells us a little bit about her recent back injury at Twitch Con, some differences between her personal and professional sex life, and tips to prep for back action. The bears ask Adriana about BTS scenes on sites, Only Fans advice, her career as a stripper, how to prep for a DP and how to deal with newcomers. Adriana shares her opinion on blue pills, her time doing privates in Australia, and then getting caught up in customs for trafficking! Adriana shares what it’s like to date while working in the industry and we find out which bear Adriana would fall in love with.

Bert Kreischer is joined by Dana Carvey sitting in for Tom Segura on this week’s 2 Bears, 1 Cave. Dana and Bert discuss Dana’s upbringing, his lesser known films, their mutual fear of flying, “Wayne’s World,” their health, Johnny Carson, luck and success, Winston Churchill and Hunter S. Thompson’s indulgent days and much more!

Welcome to another episode of 2 Bears 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer! Today, Ryan Holiday fills in as a guest bear! Ryan Holiday is the best-selling author of "Trust Me, I'm Lying", "The Obstacle is The Way", and other famous books. Tom and Ryan discuss the origins of philosophy, the four cardinal virtues, and their significance to obtaining, and maintaining, a prosperous lifestyle. They relive their days as struggling artists and share their mutual, yet individual experiences in becoming famous for their respective art.

On this week’s episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave Bert Kreischer is joined by Howie Mandel in Tom Segura’s place. They discuss Howie’s TikTok fiasco, watching yourself on TV, how Bert Orders takeout, Julius Caesar, their worst haircut stories, and more! Throughout, the two come up with jokes, and Bert wraps up the episode by running them by his wife LeeAnn.

They discuss how important it is to pick the person you bring on comedy tours with you so they can eat the leftovers you don’t like. They trade morning radio horror stories, H. Jon Benjamin, Brendon Walsh, Mr. Show with Bob and David, and the Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret. Tom discusses his cancelled Subway commercial campaign, improvising, how slow small towns are, and being not being ready to see animals being prepared for meals. They discuss touring, recording specials, hecklers and their kids.

Adam Devine joins Bert Kreischer in Tom Segura’s place for this week’s episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave. Bert and Adam discuss Mardi Gras, losing their virginity, making movies, improvising, their career goals, working with Danny McBride, Zac Efron, and Pete Davidson, doing edibles and mushrooms, and much more!

Chris Distefano joins Tom Segura as a guest bear in Bert Kreischer’s place this week! Tom and Chris discuss, Chrissy’s new look, weight loss, the effects of social media, Chris’ new show “Super Maximum Retro Show”, and much more! Chris also shares some hilarious stories about his dad, Tampa Tony, meeting Steven Tyler and Phil Collins, as well as a wild story about an argument Chris witnessed.

Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer are back together in the bear cave for this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave! They discuss flying on private jets, Bert’s experience getting pranked by Andrew Schulz on Flagrant, both of their biggest fears, funny family stories, filming comedy specials, hanging with NFL players, and more! Plus, they watch a clip of Machine Gun Kelly confronting Sam Tripoli research patron saints for Tom to choose, and reveal some of their favorite comedians.

It’s a classic episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer! The bears talk about touring in Latin America, men getting dressed, and how much Bert loves Testosterone. They talk about Fast and the Furious franchise, naming a standup special, The Machine movie. They reminisce about cutting each other’s hair and try to figure out if they’d get hair transplants.

Welcome to another episode of 2 Bears 1 Cave with Tom Segura and guest bear Big Jay Oakerson! Go check out his new comedy special “Dog Belly” on YouTube right now! Tom and Jay talk about the chaotic Ari Shaffir, the shameless Bert Kreischer, and the confident Kevin Hart. They trade stories about TSA encounters, Jay shares stories about coming up with Kevin Hart, getting broken up with and getting caught cheating. They talk about standup comedy, writing, New Faces in Montreal, and the worst intros comedians have brought them on stage with.

It’s another classic episode of 2 Bears 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer. Bert is trying to update his wardrobe, how much weight change affects looks, and if it has the potential to change a fat comedian’s act. Tom injects Bert with (doctor prescribed) testosterone, the discuss what tattoos they’re going to get on their newly ripped bodies, and how jacked some athletes used to be. They discuss plane crashes, health and longevity,

Tom Segura is joined by guest bear Yannis Pappas on this week’s 2 Bears, 1 Cave. They discuss the old times, speeding, homelessness, exclusivity and wait for things, their experiences in therapy, and how Yannis is cheating on his therapists, and very cool guys Greg Hardy, Ray Rice, Woody Allen, and Bernie Madoff. Yannis also shares the story of how he got shot, and his experience recovering from it.

This week on 2 Bears 1 Cave Bert Kreischer welcomes guest bear Jim Jefferies! They discuss serial killers, Australia, and a having a bad sense of smell. They discuss Brad Pitt, Austin Butler, Tom Holland and accents. They discuss Jim’s new TV show and try to see how well Bert would do on it. They discuss the Royal Family, the comedy terrorist, top tier American and foreign comedians, and Jimmy Carr’s attempted cancelation. They also discuss controversial current events, Jim’s comedy, Jim’s Dad and Australian legend Shane Warne.

It's another episode of 2 Bears 1 Cave with Tom Segura and guest bear, comedian and podcaster, Ryan Sickler! They talk about how wild the stories on Sickler's patreon is, discuss sex parties and share their most embarrassing sports moments. They share wild stories of Larry Bird talking trash, the Dream Team, and OJ Simpson. They talk about famous athletes with AIDs, freak athletes, trade coach stories and discuss athletes who smoke and party.

It’s 2 Bears 1 Cave with Bert Kreischer and guest bear, cult classic director, producer and podcaster, Kevin Smith! The bears discuss the business of podcasting, how Kevin experimented with live shows, and The Machine. They talk about a new chapter of Hollywood, Ben Affleck, and Kevin opens up about his recent mental breakdown. They share insights about workaholism, family life overlapping with their work, pop tarts, doing cocaine on accident and heart attacks.

This week on 2 Bears, 1 Cave Tom Segura is here to talk to his guest bear, American professional stock car racer who competes full time in the NASCAR Cup Series driving the #12 Ford Mustang for Team Penske, Ryan Blaney! Tom learns about how Ryan got into pro racing, Ryan learns about Tom’s love of cars, and Ryan shares some hilarious Michael Jordan stories. Ryan shares the differences between the different skill levels of racing, racer Josh Williams who walked across the track in protest, touring routines, Talladega Nights, and how they hung out in Daytona at the Indy 500. They discuss the typical fitness level of a NASCAR driver, they talk about some of their favorite street legal cars,

It's another week of 2 Bears 1 Cave with the OG bears Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer! Bert's movie "The Machine" just came out and you should go see it in theatres! They talk about the making of the movie, Tom surprising Bert at the premiere, fun stories about working with Iva Babić, Mark Hamill, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Mark Wahlberg. Bert recalls how good some famous people at the premiere were great at interacting with people, and how it's completely different from Joe Rogan's energy, there own energy and Jason Momoa. And we wrap up with people flubbing Bert's last name and Drink Champs

It’s another episode of 2 Bears 1 Cave with Tom Segura and guest bear Tim Dillon! Tim explores what his political platform would be for 2024, North Korean way of life, and what murder feels like, allegedly, and the Austin serial killer. They discuss wildly inappropriate politicians, Tim’s new book, and how horrible cruises are. They discuss accommodations for fat people, trans racial folks, and Tim Dillon’s incredible ability for creating great content.

It’s a classic episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer and Bert gets right into the only thing on his mind at the moment: Squirting isn’t real. They talk about some weird fan interactions they’ve had and how they interact with celebrities they admire. They discuss taking chances on certain jokes, tough languages, releasing movies in China, and learning how to say very cool things in Arabic. Bert talks about how much he’s been partying during the Machine premiere, Trick Daddy, Drink Champs, and celebrities they’d love to party with.

This week on 2 Bears 1 Cave we have Tom Segura and guest bear Ari Shaffir! They discuss language, how main landers partake in open defecation and their own human dumps. They discuss some Israeli behaviors, Ari’s YouTube special, singers that fell from grace, and traveling in South America and Australia. They talk about how awesome it would be to be gay, and they discuss Mark Normand’s bachelor party where Bert Kreischer had a bit of a meltdown. They exchange stories about knocking things out of people’s hands, Tom’s kids and Ari’s hemorrhoids.

We have another episode of 2 Bears 1 Cave with Bert Kreischer and guest bear Kountry Wayne. Kountry tells us about his 10 kids, growing up selling cocaine, and loving food. They talk about women, Kountry Wayne’s journey, cars and music. Kountry Wayne sheds some light on his content and what it was like to work with Lil’ Boozy and TI. They talk about Kountry’s character “Drip,” how it compares to Bobcat Goldthwait, and how Kountry developed an audience. They discuss embracing the internet and making content they’re proud of.

It’s a week of 2 Bears 1 Cave with your favorite bears Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer! They start off with talking about Bert’s distrust in Doctor Quacks, terrifying hot air balloons, Bert’s current struggles that he should discuss with a therapist and some wild food adventures. They discuss their kids, chloroform and fun challenges and what state would be the most fun to move to. They trade stories about their first times with girls, talk about sexual fluidity throughout history and talk about the next possible 2 Bears Live!

Welcome to another episode of 2 Bears 1 Cave with Bert Kreischer and guest bear Joel McHale! They talk about their heads, hair and health along with taking the testosterone plunge. They talk about work ethic, narcissism, auditioning together for The Office and some Bud Light commercials. They share their bad reviews with each other, Bert lost his joke book, and they trade stories about their families. Joel talks a bit about his early career as a college football player, and the two talk about dogs Bert wasn’t allowed to get, funerals and Steve Harvey. They discuss fights, knives, Jimmy Tatro and give Robert Kelly a call right before he did Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson.

Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer are back together in the bear cave. They discuss beard grooming, staying in shape, some of their favorites bites and drinks, car accident videos, and much more! They have fun with the FaceApp, give an update on 2 Bears Racing, ponder buying chloroform, and call Dr. Drew for his guidance on it.