Honest Trailers

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990) (2025x13)

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Is it pizza time? No it's just our radical, tubular, bossa nova(?) Honest Trailer for the 35th anniversary of the 1st Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie! Did the turtles peak in their very first film? Of course they did. Did cinema itself peak? For people of a certain age, yes! Life never got any better than eating Dominoes and watching Casey Jones, wishing someday you could skate the half pipe in Shredder's arcade dojo.