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Episode 102 (1x2)

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Skits in this Episode: ""American Blandstand"" A parody of Dick Clark's American Bandstand. The host needs three people to help with a segment called ""Rate That Record."" In another parody, this time of the classic Star Trek, two people, a parody Captain Kirk and Spock materialize on the stage. It seems they've materialized on 20th century Earth by accident, but the host doesn't care. He's going to have them play. Their names are ""Sprock"" and Captain ""Curt"" of the Starship ""Interface."" Since he needs three people, the host calls up one more contestant from the audience: Josie, from South Philadelphia, who's really excited to be on American Blandstand. He plays a music clip from a song called ""Zoo Rumble"" and takes everyone's scores for it: 50, 72 and 64. From these scores, he's able to find the average: 62. He then plays another clip from a song called ""High Steel."" It get scores of 80 and 98. However, Captain Curt really dislikes like and rates it a 20. The host computes the average... 9