Space Planet

The Purple Planet (Pt1) (1x1)

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The HMS Space Planet - crewed by a hapless bunch of very dodgy aliens led by a certain Captain Monster - is on a mission to cover the entire surface of a distant M-Class planet in hard-wearing carpet. But the captain is drunk and the client seems extremely unhappy with the order. Meanwhile, Admiral Traynors - boss of Federation Carpets - gives Captain Monster an ultimatum.