Damon Dominique

WHO ROBBED MY PARISIAN APARTMENT OF MY JE-HOO-WELRY? ???? (2023x1)

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In 2012, great prophet Rihanna reminded us to "Shine bright like a diamond" and that would be great IF I COULD FIND MINE. Who did it? Was it my innocent sub-letters? My loyal cleaner? My infamous ex who hates it when I wear jewelry? I request that you join me as we start the year off with this New Year mystery: first, who the fck stole my jewelry and more importantly, who the F would even want it?