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Street Law (1x381)

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When attorney Jeff Wincott is framed for a crime he only sort of committed, he’s forced by a loan shark, who is also his childhood best friend, to participate in underground kickboxing / capture the flag competitions. You may want to take notes because this doesn’t get any less complicated, and it certainly gets a lot more dumb. Being forced to pit fight would be a problem for most lawyers, but fortunately Jeff is a former marine, amateur kickboxer, and also an occasional participant in the shirtless war games put on by a local tribe for which he does pro bono work. As his life spirals out of control, he finds himself fired, evicted, and penniless. Along the way he helps a prostitute beat one of his former clients up with a baseball bat and seduces the loan sharks girlfriend. We don’t have a degree in Street Law, but we have to assume this is all pretty standard stuff. Study up for your LSATs (by kicking guys), call a few surprise witnesses (kick more guys), and join Mike, Kevin, an