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Mikey (1x372)

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When you make a movie about an evil kid, they’re usually the unholy spawn of the devil, or grappling with terrifying newfound psychic powers. But not Mikey! This little whippersnapper just loves killin’! Yes, whether it’s tossing a hairdryer into a bathtub, or a savage beating with a baseball bat, there’s nothing Mikey enjoys more than murdering people who show him affection and kindness. Adopt him? You’re on his hit list! Teach him math? Better watch it! Simply live next door? Not for long you won’t! He’s such a scamp! But he’s not just out for blood and allowance money. He’s also surprisingly horny for a ten year old! Boys will be boys! Mikey is a hilariously overwrought coming-of-age slasher movie, sort of like Home Alone meets Jason Goes to Hell. You can totally see why Steven Spielberg would have watched it and thought “I have GOT to cast that weird neighbor kid in Jurassic Park.” Please join Mike, Kevin, and Bill for Mikey, before Mikey kills them.