1000 Ways to Die

Hard Lives, Easy Deaths (1x2)

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A dim-witted meat packer gets his boss' granddaughter pregnant and then meets his fate in a mysteriously locked freezer. Three buddies find out - the hard way - you're not supposed to scuba dive and fly the same day. Man in homemade merman suit tries to swim with the fishes and winds up sleeping with them instead. Ways to Die: "Freeze Died" (#293), "Dive Bombed" (#713), "De-Coffinated" (#91), "Wet Dream" (#606), "Fur Burger" (#112) Way to Live: Parachute Jumper Shayna Richardson